Lily – keeps house for the Morkan sisters

Lyle – Pete’s best man

Gabriel Conroy – Nephew to the Morkan sisters

Gabriella – daughter to Giles second wife, Tory

Gretta Conroy – Gabriel’s wife

Garett – Gabriella’s husband, with his career in music behind him

Aunt Kate — the oldest and most feeble Morkan sister

Giles Karmon– Pete’s biological father, wealthy Aspen resident

Tish – Giles’ current spouse

Aunt Julia – a few years younger than her sister

Elisabeth – Pete’s biological mother

Eliot – Elisabeth's current spouse

Mary Jane – niece to the Morkan sisters

Jan Mayer – wedding coordinator and Karmon relative

Freddy Malins – a man with a thirst

Carmine – Giles Karmon’s third wife

Mr. Browne – a Dapper Dan, past his prime who doesn’t mind a drink now and then, himself.

Jack Diamond – Jackie’s Dad, a born-again Christian and teetotaler

Jill Diamond – Jackie’s Mother, mentally ill

Nurse Wilson – takes care of Jill (and Jack)

Mrs. Fredy Malins – Freddy’s Mamma.

Ponzy – Carmen’s current spouse

Miss Molly Ivers – Irish xenophobe

Ivor Molly – New Age enthusiast

Bartell D'Arcy – tenor and snob

“Burger Bob” Bartell — restaurant chain owner

Miss O’Calaghan – a single at the party

Wendy – single woman at the wedding

Michael Furey – Gretta’s memory

The Scots girl – Garett’s memory