Lyle, Peter's oldest friend and best man, was running
late again. Hardly had he brought one group of passengers to the hotel and helped them in with their
baggage than his cellphone buzzed and it was time to rush out to the airport to pick up the next. It
was well for him he didn't have to drive everybody: at least some guests had rented their own cars to
get to the Boulderado, where Elisabeth and Giles were personally welcoming everyone they possibly
could. But whenever there was a lull at the hotel, Elisabeth would call Lyle to ask whose plane had
landed and when they could be expected at their end.
Lily,
the caretaker's daughter, was literally run off her feet. Hardly had she brought one gentleman into the
little pantry behind the office on the ground floor and helped him off with his overcoat than the
wheezy hall-door bell clanged again and she had to scamper along the bare hallway to let in another
guest. It was well for her she had not to attend to the ladies also. But Miss Kate and Miss Julia had
thought of that and had converted the bathroom upstairs into a ladies' dressing-room. Miss Kate and
Miss Julia were there, gossiping and laughing and fussing, walking after each other to the head of the
stairs, peering down over the banisters and calling down to Lily to ask her who had come.
It was a grand affair, the Karmon wedding, with over
200 guests, most of them coming from outside Boulder, and it was doubtful if Jackie and Peter knew even
half of those invited; distant relatives, friends of the parents, a bunch of Giles' business cronies...
And the guest list could have been longer had not Jan Mayer put his foot down. We are doing a wedding –
not a Shriners convention, said Mayer, who was not only Pete's cousin, but an acclaimed pro in the
nuptial trade, with a slew of star-class weddings across the country in his portfolio. Due to Jackie's
family's economic circumstances, Pete's dad, Giles, was footing most of the bill, but it was Jan Mayer
who ran the show. Giles had little interest for what he, at times, called trifles – at others truffles.
He just wanted to give his only son a "damn good wedding" with the best of everything: great American
food – no frenchy dishes, the finest entertainment – no pony-tailed musicians, and the best liqueur and
California champagne – no shortages. Damn the truffles, he would say to Mayer, just make it the best
wedding you have ever done, forgetting perhaps that Mayer's stock and trade was trifles and truffles.
For example, it was Mayer's insistence on a personal welcome for all the guests, including flowers for
the ladies, that had Lyle spending much of the last two days on Highway 470 connecting Boulder to
Denver International.
It was always a great affair, the
Misses Morkan's annual dance. Everybody who knew them came to it, members of the family, old friends of
the family, the members of Julia's choir, any of Kate's pupils that were grown up enough and even some
of Mary Jane's pupils too. Never once had it fallen flat. For years and years it had gone off in
splendid style as long as anyone could remember; ever since Kate and Julia, after the death of their
brother Pat, had left the house in Stoney Batter and taken Mary Jane, their only niece, to live with
them in the dark gaunt house on Usher's Island, the upper part of which they had rented from Mr Fulham,
the corn- factor on the ground floor. That was a good thirty years ago if it was a day. Mary Jane, who
was then a little girl in short clothes, was now the main prop of the household for she had the organ
in Haddington Road. She had been through the Academy and gave a pupils' concert every year in the upper
room of the Antient Concert Rooms. Many of her pupils belonged to better-class families on the
Kingstown and Dalkey line. Old as they were, her aunts also did their share. Julia, though she was
quite grey, was still the leading soprano in Adam and Eve's, and Kate, being too feeble to go about
much, gave music lessons to beginners on the old square piano in the back room. Lily, the caretaker's
daughter, did housemaid's work for them. Though their life was modest they believed in eating well; the
best of everything: diamond-bone sirloins, three-shilling tea and the best bottled stout. But Lily
seldom made a mistake in the orders so that she got on well with her three mistresses. They were fussy,
that was all. But the only thing they would not stand was back answers.
And now everyone was edgy with snowstorms delaying
flights, the rehearsal starting in a few hours and and no news of Jackie's matron-of-honor, Gabriella,
and her husband, Garett. There were also worries that another late arrival, Giles third wife, Carmen,
might turn up inebriated, a condition they would rather that Jackie's family of non-indulging born-
agains, not see her in. But as Carmen came late to everything, it was Gabriella's whereabouts that had
Elisabeth calling Lyle at the airport every 20 minutes, and he was in the middle of one such call,
standing at the United counter, when someone tapped from behind on his shoulder.
Of course they had good reason to be fussy on such a night. And then it was
long after ten o'clock and yet there was no sign of Gabriel and his wife. Besides they were dreadfully
afraid that Freddy Malins might turn up screwed. They would not wish for worlds that any of Mary Jane's
pupils should see him under the influence; and when he was like that it was sometimes very hard to
manage him. Freddy Malins always came late but they wondered what could be keeping Gabriel: and that
was what brought them every two minutes to the banisters to ask Lily had Gabriel or Freddy come.
—Gabriella! Lyle turned in surprise, I've been paging
you. He handed her a bouquet of wilted roses and shook hands with her husband.
—O, Mr Conroy, said Lily to Gabriel when she opened the door for him, Miss Kate
and Miss Julia thought you were never coming. Good-night, Mrs Conroy.
—Thank you Lyle, answered Gabriella, acknowledging the
flowers. We heard it, but my Garett got distracted counting roof beams or something...
—I'll engage they did, said Gabriel, but they forget that my wife
here takes three mortal hours to dress herself.
She rummaged in her purse after their baggage checks.
Lyle remembered Elisabeth:
He stood on the mat, scraping the
snow from his goloshes, while Lily led his wife to the foot of the stairs and called out:
—Hello, are you still there. Guess who's here? Lyle
handed Garett his cellphone.
—Miss Kate, here's Mrs Conroy.
Both Elisabeth and Giles were shouting on the other
end, asking about their delay and if Gabby was in one piece.
Kate and Julia came toddling down the dark stairs at once. Both of them kissed Gabriel's wife, said she
must be perished alive and asked was Gabriel with her.
—I'm here Elisabeth, called out Gabby over her
husband's shoulder. See you in a jiff, darlings.
—Here I am
as right as the mail, Aunt Kate! Go on up. I'll follow, called out Gabriel from the dark.
A skycap was recruited to gather bags and Lyle went for
the van. The slush on the pavement seeped into his sneakers as he forded the parking lot crossing, and
snow spiked with the stiffening fragrance of jet exhaust crept in through the openings of his
inadequate jacket. The garage boom attendant asked for eight dollars. Thanks a million, said Lyle,
adding up all the gas and parking money he would never see again.
He continued scraping his feet vigorously while the three women went upstairs, laughing, to the
ladies' dressing-room. A light fringe of snow lay like a cape on the shoulders of his overcoat and like
toecaps on the toes of his goloshes; and, as the buttons of his overcoat slipped with a squeaking noise
through the snow- stiffened frieze, a cold fragrant air from out-of-doors escaped from crevices and
folds.
—You don't seem dressed for the weather, Gabriella,
said Lyle, as he helped them into the car with their bags. She smiled at the syllabicate tilt he gave
her name. He was a slim 23 year-old with hay-colored hair and a waxy complexion that matched the pale
gray Colorado skies. Gabriella had known him since he was a child playing Pacman with Pete on the
living room steps in Aspen.
—Is it snowing again, Mr Conroy?
asked Lily. She had preceded him into the pantry to help him off with his overcoat. Gabriel smiled at
the three syllables she had given his surname and glanced at her. She was a slim, growing girl, pale in
complexion and with hay- coloured hair. The gas in the pantry made her look still paler. Gabriel had
known her when she was a child and used to sit on the lowest step nursing a rag doll.
—I assumed the wedding would be indoors, she answered
laughing.
—Yes, Lily, he answered, and I think we're in for
a night of it.
She looked up ahead of them at the low shuffling clouds
reupholstering the Rocky Mountains with a fresh cover of snow, checked for messages on her cellphone,
and then glanced across at the boy who was folding their van casually through Denver traffic.
He looked up at the pantry ceiling, which was shaking with the
stamping and shuffling of feet on the floor above, listened for a moment to the piano and then glanced
at the girl, who was folding his overcoat carefully at the end of a shelf.
—Tell me, Lyle, she asked, do you still work for WPP?
—Tell me, Lily, he said in a friendly tone, do you still go
to school?
—O no, he answered. I'm done with big companies. I
needed some quality time with myself.
—O no, sir, she
answered. I'm done schooling this year and more.
—Great, said Gabriella. I suppose we'll be flying in
for your wedding in the not too distant future then?
—O,
then, said Gabriel gaily, I suppose we'll be going to your wedding one of these fine days with your
young man, eh?
Lyle looked across at her and said caustically:
The girl glanced back at him over her shoulder and said with
great bitterness:
—The kind of dates I go out with are not the marrying
kind.
—The men that is now is only all palaver and what they
can get out of you.
Gabby laughed as she squirmed out of her jacket, but
she wondered if it was not possibly a touchy subject. Maybe he was gay.
Gabriel coloured as if he felt he had made a mistake and, without looking at
her, kicked off his goloshes and flicked actively with his muffler at his patent-leather shoes.
She was tall and tanned. Formidably beautiful. Even
more so than one could imagine from her picture that graced no insignificant number of the magazines
Lyle had browsed through while waiting for her at the airport. Jan Mayer's perseverance in convincing
Jackie to have her as her matron of honor was understandable – as was the crushing disappointment this
arrangement must have been for Jackie's closer and more deserving girlfriends who might have expected
that honor for themselves.
He was a stout tallish young man.
The high colour of his cheeks pushed upwards even to his forehead where it scattered itself in a few
formless patches of pale red; and on his hairless face there scintillated restlessly the polished
lenses and the bright gilt rims of the glasses which screened his delicate and restless eyes. His
glossy black hair was parted in the middle and brushed in a long curve behind his ears where it curled
slightly beneath the groove left by his hat.
She took off her plum tinted sun glasses, laughed to
herself that her husband had so quickly fallen asleep in the back seat and then pulled a card from her
purse:
When he had flicked lustre into his shoes he stood up
and pulled his waistcoat down more tightly on his plump body. Then he took a coin rapidly from his
pocket.
—Lyle, call this woman and tell her I said to use you
because you are the most talented left-handed art director in America.
—O Lily, he said, thrusting it into her hands, it's Christmas-time, isn't it?
Just . . . here's a little . . .
She checked her make-up in the sunshade mirror.
He walked rapidly towards the door.
—Listen, I don't need this, said Lyle. I am doing just
fine. You would be depleting your goodwill in the industry for nothing.
—O no, sir! cried the girl, following him. Really, sir, I wouldn't take it.
—Weddings, you know – they make me feel generous, said
Gabriella smiling brightly. Anyway, she will only tell you that my opinion isn't worth a hill of beans.
—Christmas-time! Christmas-time! said Gabriel, almost
trotting to the stairs and waving his hand to her in deprecation.
Lyle gave her a tight-lipped smile.
The girl, seeing that he had gained the stairs, called out after him:
—Thanks, your highness, he said turning on the radio.
—Well, thank you, sir.
They sat listening to a country ballad about a man who,
being diagnosed with cancer and six months to live, had taken up skydiving and bull wrestling. Gabby
wondered as to Lyle's offishness, but then again she often intimidated men. It was a fact of life. She
took a folded paper from her purse and skimmed through Jan Mayer's maid/matron-of-honor check-list. ...
haven't done that ... not that either ... hmm, doubt if I'll do that. Mayer had also penned in a note
about being conservative with the language in her speech. Oh well, a few anecdotes, a few superlatives,
some lyrics from a Beatles song; that ought to do it. The uncouth bumper stickers on the cars around
them were a reminder that she was in another environment than her own. Know your audience – she should
follow the advise she so freely gave others. She had apparently already screwed up with Lyle.
He waited outside the drawing-room door until the waltz should
finish, listening to the skirts that swept against it and to the shuffling of feet. He was still
discomposed by the girl's bitter and sudden retort. It had cast a gloom over him which he tried to
dispel by arranging his cuffs and the bows of his tie. Then he took from his waistcoat pocket a little
paper and glanced at the headings he had made for his speech. He was undecided about the lines from
Robert Browning for he feared they would be above the heads of his hearers. Some quotation that they
could recognise from Shakespeare or from the Melodies would be better. The indelicate clacking of the
men's heels and the shuffling of their soles reminded him that their grade of culture differed from
his. He would only make himself ridiculous by quoting poetry to them which they could not understand.
They would think that he was airing his superior education. He would fail with them just as he had
failed with the girl in the pantry. He had taken up a wrong tone. His whole speech was a mistake from
first to last, an utter failure.
Hardly had their van rolled to a stop before the
Boulderado, than the greeting committee comprised of Peter's biologic parents and their current spouses
was upon them. First forward was Giles, pushing 80, painfully dressed in tropically inspired skiing
attire and a bearskin Daniel Boone trappers cap, supported by his wife Tish, who featured imposing
Meccano-set tits, glazed-donut lips, and was easily 10 inches and two generations his junior. Not far
behind those two came Peter's mother Elizabeth, her red apple face freshly tightened for the wedding
and abundantly pasted with powders and creams, her hair molded in prefab wavelets the color of
pistachio nuts. Eliot, her husband, had a clerical look about him, with thin nose and grim brow.
Just then his aunts and his wife came out of the ladies'
dressing-room. His aunts were two small plainly dressed old women. Aunt Julia was an inch or so the
taller. Her hair, drawn low over the tops of her ears, was grey; and grey also, with darker shadows,
was her large flaccid face. Though she was stout in build and stood erect her slow eyes and parted lips
gave her the appearance of a woman who did not know where she was or where she was going. Aunt Kate was
more vivacious. Her face, healthier than her sister's, was all puckers and creases, like a shrivelled
red apple, and her hair, braided in the same old-fashioned way, had not lost its ripe nut colour.
They all hugged and kissed Gabriella frantically. She
was the star of the family; her career had taken her from world class model to newly crowned Woman
Executive of the Year in Advertising.
They both kissed
Gabriel frankly. He was their favourite nephew, the son of their dead elder sister, Ellen, who had
married T. J. Conroy of the Port and Docks.
—Garett tells me you're not rushing back to California,
Gabby. Great, we have so much to talk about, said Elisabeth, escorting them into the lobby.
—Gretta tells me you're not going to take a cab back to Monkstown
to-night, Gabriel, said Aunt Kate.
—No, said Gabriella, no rushing for us anymore. Gives
Garett ulcers. He likes moving slow and I know it is good for both of us. She smiled brightly, as they
acknowledged the greetings of friends and relatives in the lobby.
—No, said Gabriel, turning to his wife, we had quite enough of that last year, hadn't we? Don't
you remember, Aunt Kate, what a cold Gretta got out of it? Cab windows rattling all the way, and the
east wind blowing in after we passed Merrion. Very jolly it was. Gretta caught a dreadful cold.
Elisabeth nodded approvingly.
Aunt Kate frowned severely and nodded her head at every word.
—Stress is our worst enemy, Gabby, she said. We have to
avoid it strenuously.
—Quite right, Gabriel, quite right,
she said. You can't be too careful.
—Well stress doesn't come naturally to Garett, I assure
you. He's a poster child for slow living.
—But as for Gretta
there, said Gabriel, she'd walk home in the snow if she were let.
Garett smiled obligingly as they reached the reception
desk.
Mrs Conroy laughed.
—Of course, my wife, being in advertising, never
exaggerates, he retorted. But you all know she is the maniac in our family. She's got both the kids in
an anti-anxiety program, and now there's another crazy diet she is forcing us to submit to.
—Don't mind him, Aunt Kate, she said. He's really an awful
bother, what with green shades for Tom's eyes at night and making him do the dumb-bells, and forcing
Eva to eat the stirabout. The poor child! And she simply hates the sight of it!…O, but you'll never
guess what he makes me wear now!
He shook his head and glanced at his wife who look
backed with mocking scorn. Giles and Elisabeth laughed heartily, for Gabriella's engagement in health
fads was well known.
She broke out into a peal of laughter
and glanced at her husband, whose admiring and happy eyes had been wandering from her dress to her face
and hair. The two aunts laughed heartily too, for Gabriel's solicitude was a standing joke with them.
—The GI diet! said Garett. That's the latest. Eating at
home has become like driving down Taylor – there are traffic lights pasted on all the foods in our
kitchen.
—Goloshes! said Mrs Conroy. That's the latest.
Whenever it's wet underfoot I must put on my goloshes. Tonight even he wanted me to put them on, but I
wouldn't. The next thing he'll buy me will be a diving suit.
Gabby smiled over her shoulder as she handed the desk
clerk her credit card. Though Elisabeth laughed knowingly, Tish didn't catch the humor and Giles,
completely out of the loop, had to ask:
Gabriel laughed
nervously and patted his tie reassuringly while Aunt Kate nearly doubled herself, so heartily did she
enjoy the joke. The smile soon faded from Aunt Julia's face and her mirthless eyes were directed
towards her nephew's face. After a pause she asked:
—And just what is the GI diet, Gabby?
—And what are goloshes, Gabriel?
—The GI diet, Giles, exclaimed Elisabeth. You don't you
know what the GI diet is? The gluten index, Garett, isn't that it?
—Goloshes, Julia! exclaimed her sister. Goodness me, don't you know what goloshes are? You wear
them over your . . . over your boots, Gretta, isn't it?
—Yes, or the glycaemic, said Garett. Anyway it's about
eating much of this and little of that. Gabby says it originated in Australia.
—Yes, said Mrs Conroy. Guttapercha things. We both have a pair now. Gabriel
says everyone wears them on the continent.
—Kylie Minogue, added Tish, nodding her head
enthusiastically.
—O, on the continent, murmured Aunt Julia,
nodding her head slowly.
Gabriella, after accepting their room key knitted her
chin and said in feigned anger:
Gabriel knitted his brows
and said, as if he were slightly angered:
—There is nothing extraordinary about it at all. Garett
only thinks its funny 'cause it sounded like a military thing.
—It's nothing very wonderful but Gretta thinks it very funny because she says the word reminds
her of Christy Minstrels.
—Well, said Elisabeth, better get up to your room. I'm
afraid there is not much time for you to get ready.
—But
tell me, Gabriel, said Aunt Kate, with brisk tact. Of course, you've seen about the room. Gretta was
saying . . .
—I'm f-a-s-t, replied Gabriella. I'm leaving Garett
here to amuse you while I'm gone.
—O, the room is all right,
replied Gabriel. I've taken one in the Gresham.
—With her background I suppose she would be, said
Elisabeth after Gabby had left them and followed the bellman up to her room. And the kids, Garett,
you're not anxious about them?
—To be sure, said Aunt Kate,
by far the best thing to do. And the children, Gretta, you're not anxious about them?
—We have a wonderful au pair you know, he answered.
Céline – from Geneva. She's fantastic.
—O, for one night,
said Mrs Conroy. Besides, Bessie will look after them.
—I bet you can count on her like a Swiss watch, said
Elisabeth with a wink. Speaking of dependability, where did Lyle go? He'll be late if he hasn't picked
up the flowers by now. He's never here when you need him.
—
To be sure, said Aunt Kate again. What a comfort it is to have a girl like that, one you can depend on!
There's that Lily, I'm sure I don't know what has come over her lately. She's not the girl she was at
all.
She jerked her head about the room looking for Lyle,
only to discover that Giles was gliding off in the direction of the lobby bar. She turned to Tish:
Gabriel was about to ask his aunt some questions on this point
but she broke off suddenly to gaze after her sister who had wandered down the stairs and was craning
her neck over the banisters.
—Where is your husband off to, dear. He's not having a
drink now, is he? The Zuckors just drove up.
—Now, I ask
you, she said, almost testily, where is Julia going? Julia! Julia! Where are you going?
Hearing her, Giles called out over his shoulder:
Julia, who had gone halfway down one flight, came back and
announced blandly:
—You do the Zuckers, Elisabeth. I believe Carmen's
here.
—Here's Freddy.
Rehearsal participants were wandering into the lobby.
Elizabeth, after "doing" the Zuckers, bustled about the room with buoyant words for everyone. When
Gabriella, true to her word, returned speedily, looking homecoming queen fresh, Elizabeth quickly took
her aside:
At the same moment a clapping of hands and a
final flourish of the pianist told that the waltz had ended. The drawing- room door was opened from
within and some couples came out. Aunt Kate drew Gabriel aside hurriedly and whispered into his ear:
—Be a dear, Gabby and help out with Carmen. She must
have sneaked in through the back door. Probably stewed as a prune.
—Slip down, Gabriel, like a good fellow and see if he's all right, and don't let him up if he's
screwed. I'm sure he's screwed. I'm sure he is.
Gabriella had already recognized Carmen's laughter from
the mezzanine banister. She nodded to Elizabeth, and taking Garett by the hand drew him with her into
the bar.
Gabriel went to the stairs and listened over the
banisters. He could hear two persons talking in the pantry. Then he recognised Freddy Malins' laugh. He
went down the stairs noisily.
—It's such a relief, said Elisabeth to Tish, that Gabby
is here ... Oh no! Don't look now, but I see Jackie's dad is having words with the concierge. I hope
it's not serious. We don't have time for that.
—it's such a
relief, said Aunt Kate to Mrs Conroy, that Gabriel is here. I always feel easier in my mind when he's
here.… Julia, there's Miss Daly and Miss Power will take some refreshment. Thanks for your beautiful
waltz, Miss Daly. It made lovely time.
At a desk adjacent to the Boulderado entryway, Jack
Diamond a short stiff-faced man with grizzly skin and a swarthy mustache stood together with a sternly
thin woman arguing heatedly with the concierge:
A tall
wizen-faced man, with a stiff grizzled moustache and swarthy skin, who was passing out with his partner
said:
—Are you trying to tell me that that woman you sent up
to our room speaks English? asked Jackie's dad
—And may we
have some refreshment, too, Miss Morkan?
—All our contracted nurses are English speaking,
answered the concierge. We sent you Bonita Diaz. I have spoken English with her on several occasions.
—Julia, said Aunt Kate summarily, and here's Mr Browne and
Miss Furlong. Take them in, Julia, with Miss Daly and Miss Power.
—Well, I'm an English speaker myself, Mrs Diamond
answered, smiling menacingly, and I think I know one when I meet one – and this woman is not. How can
Nurse Wilson here possibly take part in the Karmon rehearsal if it means leaving my wife in the care of
an illiterate immigrant?
—I'm the man for the ladies, said
Mr Browne, pursing his lips until his moustache bristled and smiling in all his wrinkles. You know,
Miss Morkan, the reason they are so fond of me is —
Though Jackie's mother had lost her mind giving birth
to their only daughter, her husband had sworn to keep her by his side forever and Nurse Wilson had been
brought in to both help raise the Diamond kids and care for their mother. Mrs Diamond would be
attending the wedding, but it was deemed unnecessary to have her at the rehearsal. The concierge, after
overcoming a stint of speechlessness, apologized and said he would try to find a replacement. As he
thumbed through his Rolodex, Jackie and Peter's groomsmen and bridesmaids made a rather disheveled
descent down the Boulderado's famous staircase.
He did not
finish his sentence, but, seeing that Aunt Kate was out of earshot, at once led the three young ladies
into the back room. The middle of the room was occupied by two square tables placed end to end, and on
these Aunt Julia and the caretaker were straightening and smoothing a large cloth. On the sideboard
were arrayed dishes and plates, and glasses and bundles of knives and forks and spoons. The top of the
closed square piano served also as a sideboard for viands and sweets. At a smaller sideboard in one
corner two young men were standing, drinking hop-bitters.
Jack Diamond, who had apparently been waiting for this
opportunity, left the concierge, now busy on the phone and corralled in the youngsters, inviting them
to some ice tea before leaving for the rehearsal. They laughed and said they never took anything that
strong. He then ceremoniously gave each of them a purple pamphlet he had been carrying around in a
satchel all morning: What every Christian should know about marriage.
Mr Browne led his charges thither and invited them all, in jest, to some
ladies' punch, hot, strong and sweet. As they said they never took anything strong he opened three
bottles of lemonade for them. Then he asked one of the young men to move aside, and, taking hold of the
decanter, filled out for himself a goodly measure of whisky. The young men eyed him respectfully while
he took a trial sip.
—Whenever you get a chance, he said smiling. It's about
the will of God.
—God help me, he said, smiling, it's the
doctor's orders.
His wrinkled red face broke into a broad smile, and the
young ladies and men smiled back, waving the pamphlets gaily. The soberest said:
His wizened face broke into a broader smile, and the three young ladies laughed
in musical echo to his pleasantry, swaying their bodies to and fro, with nervous jerks of their
shoulders. The boldest said:
—Thank you, Mr Diamond, I had been hoping to find
something like this.
—O, now, Mr Browne, I'm sure the doctor
never ordered anything of the kind.
Jack Diamond bowed graciously and added:
Mr Browne took another sip of his whisky and said, with sidling
mimicry:
—Well, it's all in our bibles, but this puts it
together in a nice convenient fashion. Marriage was conceived, planned and designed by our Lord, as you
know.
—Well, you see, I'm like the famous Mrs Cassidy, who
is reported to have said: Now, Mary Grimes, if I don't take it, make me take it, for I feel I want it.
Jan Mayer had now appeared and was rounding up
rehearsal guests in the lobby. Mrs Diamond, feeling he had won some ground with the attendants, was
about to tell them more when a loud commotion further up the landing interrupted him, the cause of
which had the whole lobby gaping in astonishment.
His hot
face had leaned forward a little too confidentially and he had assumed a very low Dublin accent so that
the young ladies, with one instinct, received his speech in silence. Miss Furlong, who was one of Mary
Jane's pupils, asked Miss Daly what was the name of the pretty waltz she had played; and Mr Browne,
seeing that he was ignored, turned promptly to the two young men who were more
appreciative.
A red-faced woman, dressed in pansy patterned pajamas
came dancing down the staircase, excitedly clapping her hands and crying:
A red-faced young woman, dressed in pansy, came into the room, excitedly
clapping her hands and crying:
—Quadrilles! Quadrilles!
—Quadrilles! Quadrilles!
Close on her heels came the unfortunate Bonita Diaz,
crying:
Close on her heels came Aunt Kate, crying:
Mrs Diamond, Mrs Diamond, pleeez...
—Two gentlemen and three ladies, Mary Jane!
—Alright everyone, time to go, shouted Mayer, hoping to
draw attention from the intermezzo on the stairs. Where are the children? If you will, the bus is ready
for us outside.
—O, here's Mr Bergin and Mr Kerrigan, said
Mary Jane. Mr Kerrigan, will you take Miss Power? Miss Furlong, may I get you a partner, Mr Bergin. O,
that'll just do now.
—There is room for three in the back, called out
Elisabeth.
—Three ladies, Mary Jane, said Aunt Kate.
Nurse Wilson rushed over to comfort Mrs Diamond. Jan
Mayer turned to a cousin who would be reading a poem in the ceremony:
The two young gentlemen asked the ladies if they might have the pleasure, and
Mary Jane turned to Miss Daly.
—Wendy, we are only making one bus trip today so we
will have to pack you all in like sardines.
—O, Miss Daly,
you're really awfully good, after playing for the last two dances, but really we're so short of ladies
to-night.
—I don't mind, Jan.
—I don't mind in the least, Miss Morkan.
—Good. Perhaps you would like to sit with Mr Bartell?
Mayer indicated a puffy, pocked and beady-eyed, sixty-year old donning his overcoat at the hotel
entranceway.
—But I've a nice partner for you, Mr Bartell
D'Arcy, the tenor. I'll get him to sing later on. All Dublin is raving about him.
—It's Burger Bob, whispered Elisabeth. He's not only
ridiculously rich, Wendy – he sings like Dean Martin.
—
Lovely voice, lovely voice! said Aunt Kate.
The bus waiting outside politely honked twice to speed
up the passengers and Jan Mayer led a group of guests out of the lobby as Giles wandered in from the
bar smiling broadly.
As the piano had twice begun the
prelude to the first figure Mary Jane led her recruits quickly from the room. They had hardly gone when
Aunt Julia wandered slowly into the room, looking behind her at something.
—What are you up to, Giles? asked Elisabeth anxiously.
We will be the last ones.
—What is the matter, Julia? asked
Aunt Kate anxiously. Who is it?
Giles, with a drink in his hand, smiled at his ex-wife
and said:
Julia, who was carrying in a column of table-
napkins, turned to her sister and said, simply, as if the question had surprised her:
—Chatting with Carmen and her Ponzy, and Gabby and
Garett joined us. They're coming – if slowly.
—It's only
Freddy, Kate, and Gabriel with him.
Behind him Gabriella could be seen leading Carmen
across the lobby floor. The latter, a woman in her 50's with strong Mediterranean features, was
laughing heartily in a low key at a story which Gabriella had been telling her in the bar. She had
thinly plucked eyebrows high above bloodlaced walnut eyes and a wide mouth with tumid and protruding
lips. The turbulent disorder of her long, Castilian black hair gave her a nervously sensuous look. She
waved delicately with her well manicured hands at Elisabeth. Her husband, Ponzy – a nondescript man if
one ignored his comical stiff-legged limp – walked along with Garett.
In fact right behind her Gabriel could be seen piloting Freddy Malins across
the landing. The latter, a young man of about forty, was of Gabriel's size and build, with very round
shoulders. His face was fleshy and pallid, touched with colour only at the thick hanging lobes of his
ears and at the wide wings of his nose. He had coarse features, a blunt nose, a convex and receding
brow, tumid and protruded lips. His heavy-lidded eyes and the disorder of his scanty hair made him look
sleepy. He was laughing heartily in a high key at a story which he had been telling Gabriel on the
stairs and at the same time rubbing the knuckles of his left fist backwards and forwards into his left
eye.
—How wonderful it is to see you, my dears, said
Elisabeth.
—Good-evening, Freddy, said Aunt Julia.
Carmen exchanged little pecking kisses with Tish and
Elisabeth before noticing the scene at the bottom of the stairwell, where now Miss Wilson was soothing
Jackie's mother, Bonita Diaz stood alone in tears, and both hotel manager and concierge were being
dressed down by Jack Diamond. Carmen immediately forayed across the room to lend a hand.
Freddy Malins bade the Misses Morkan good-evening in what seemed
an offhand fashion by reason of the habitual catch in his voice and then, seeing that Mr Browne was
grinning at him from the sideboard, crossed the room on rather shaky legs and began to repeat in an
undertone the story he had just told to Gabriel.
—On no. Must she? said Elisabeth to Gabby.
—He's not so bad, is he? said Aunt Kate to Gabriel.
Gabriella, bemusedly watching Carmen get caught up in a
bear hug with Jill Diamond, answered:
Gabriel's brows were
dark but he raised them quickly and answered:
—It takes more than a couple of Bloody Marys to put
that woman out of action.
—O no, hardly noticeable.
—Well I wish she wouldn't, said Elisabeth. And Ponzy
has had her at Betty Ford twice. But we must be going now. What should we do about the Diamonds?
—Now, isn't he a terrible fellow! she said. And his poor mother
made him take the pledge on New Year's Eve. But come on, Gabriel, into the drawing-room.
The predicament was solved by Carmen, who insisted on
her and Ponzy staying with Jack and Miss Wilson and taking them to the rehearsal in a taxi as soon as a
new nurse had shown up. When the others had left the lobby Jackie's father thanked her profusely:
Before leaving the room with Gabriel she signalled to Mr Browne
by frowning and shaking her forefinger in warning to and fro. Mr Browne nodded in answer and, when she
had gone, said to Freddy Malins:
—Peter's said so many wonderful things about you.
—Now, then, Teddy, I'm going to fill you out a good glass of
lemonade just to buck you up.
Carmen explained that if Elisabeth hadn't given birth
to Pete she would have had to, because he was just such a fantastic kid and would always be her little
boy and how happy she was that he and Jackie had found each other and suggested they all move into the
bar and have drinks while they waited and wedding rehearsals weren't really a necessity anyhow.
Eventually a new nurse showed up who Jill Diamond seemed to take to straight off and who spoke English
with an accent (Polish) acceptable to Jack Diamond. Ponzy called a cab and they headed off to the
chapel. In the taxi Jack handed Carmen one of his brochures which she rolled up and used to point out
the scenic highlights of Boulder.
Freddy Malins, who was
nearing the climax of his story, waved the offer aside impatiently but Mr Browne, having first called
Freddy Malins' attention to a disarray in his dress, filled out and handed him a full glass of
lemonade. Freddy Malins' left hand accepted the glass mechanically, his right hand being engaged in the
mechanical readjustment of his dress. Mr Browne, whose face was once more wrinkling with mirth, poured
out for himself a glass of whisky while Freddy Malins exploded, before he had well reached the climax
of his story, in a kink of high-pitched bronchitic laughter and, setting down his untasted and
overflowing glass, began to rub the knuckles of his left fist backwards and forwards into his left eye,
repeating words of his last phrase as well as his fit of laughter would allow him.
. . . . . . .
Gabriella had given up on listening to Jan Mayer's
elaborate directions. She wondered how many of the others really saw much point in the military
precision Mayer was striving for and just why they had to go through everything three times, and why so
many people needed to be at this rehearsal. Serves them right for getting him to do it, she thought.
Lyle and the other groomsmen, who had been visiting the chapel refreshment bar at every opportunity,
had taken to clowning whenever Mayer's back was turned. The only ones who seemed to wholeheartedly
follow the rigmarole were Jackie, Elisabeth and the great wedding coordinator himself, strutting about,
his hands conducting like a Toscanini, while Reverend Healy stood patiently thumbing the pages of a
dog-eared and yellow post-it petaled bible.
Gabriel could
not listen while Mary Jane was playing her Academy piece, full of runs and difficult passages, to the
hushed drawing-room. He liked music but the piece she was playing had no melody for him and he doubted
whether it had any melody for the other listeners, though they had begged Mary Jane to play something.
Four young men, who had come from the refreshment- room to stand in the doorway at the sound of the
piano, had gone away quietly in couples after a few minutes. The only persons who seemed to follow the
music were Mary Jane herself, her hands racing along the key-board or lifted from it at the pauses like
those of a priestess in momentary imprecation, and Aunt Kate standing at her elbow to turn the page.
Gabriella's eyes, irritated by Mayer's fidgeting
figure, wandered above the chapel organ to a reproduction of Botticelli's Birth of Venus. She
recognized it as the duplicate of a somewhat censored version on her 2nd grade school lunch pail.
Luckless artists to create such things only to have them contorted by whoever, whenever, like Thus
Spake Zarathustra, opening up fashion shows, or Beethoven's Fifth accentuating two-minute penalty calls
at hockey games. Watching little Brittany twiddling with her practice bouquet, and Kevin with the ring
pillow brought back a similar scene: She, holding the hem of her mother's wedding dress, her brother
Conny carrying a similar velvet cushion, a large bald, buffalo of a man who she hardly knew lifting her
mother's veil and ... that awful kiss. Broke her heart. But of course Tory knew what she was doing.
Thanks to her marriage to Giles, Gabby would go to college and so would have Conny had his and Tory's
airliner not gone down the day before he was to turn twelve. A shadow assed over her face as she
remembered her opposition to her stepfather and then again the hurt when he chose Carmen to replace
Tory so soon after the funeral. There could never be a loneliness like that loneliness, watching her
brother and mother lowered one after another into the earth. And then there was that night – the night
of her junior prom, when she awoke to find the dark haunting figure of a heavily breathing Giles
looming above her bed.
Gabriel's eyes, irritated by the
floor, which glittered with beeswax under the heavy chandelier, wandered to the wall above the piano. A
picture of the balcony scene in Romeo and Juliet hung there and beside it was a picture of the two
murdered princes in the Tower which Aunt Julia had worked in red, blue and brown wools when she was a
girl. Probably in the school they had gone to as girls that kind of work had been taught, for one year
his mother had worked for him as a birthday present a waistcoat of purple tabinet, with little foxes'
heads upon it, lined with brown satin and having round mulberry buttons. It was strange that his mother
had had no musical talent though Aunt Kate used to call her the brains carrier of the Morkan family.
Both she and Julia had always seemed a little proud of their serious and matronly sister. Her
photograph stood before the pierglass. She held an open book on her knees and was pointing out
something in it to Constantine who, dressed in a man-o'-war suit, lay at her feet. It was she who had
chosen the names for her sons for she was very sensible of the dignity of family life. Thanks to her,
Constantine was now senior curate in Balbriggan and, thanks to her, Gabriel himself had taken his
degree in the Royal University. A shadow passed over his face as he remembered her sullen opposition to
his marriage. Some slighting phrases she had used still rankled in his memory; she had once spoken of
Gretta as being country cute and that was not true of Gretta at all. It was Gretta who had nursed her
during all her last long illness in their house at Monkstown.
She gathered that the rehearsal proceedings were
nearing the end for they were playing that march for the third time – at least Mendelssohn could
imagine what would become of it – and Mayer was directing everyone out the chapel door in the reverse
order they had come in. While she strolled arm in arm with Lyle, the memories faded. Once outside,
great applause greeted Jan Mayer, the most vigorous clapping coming from Lyle and the groomsmen.
He knew that Mary Jane must be near the end of her piece for she
was playing again the opening melody with runs of scales after every bar and while he waited for the
end the resentment died down in his heart. The piece ended with a trill of octaves in the treble and a
final deep octave in the bass. Great applause greeted Mary Jane as, blushing and rolling up her music
nervously, she escaped from the room. The most vigorous clapping came from the four young men in the
doorway who had gone away to the refreshment-room at the beginning of the piece but had come back when
the piano had stopped.
The rehearsal participants were joined by 50 or so
family members at an Italian restaurant in downtown Boulder. Gabby found herself seated between Lyle
and a groomsman, Ivor Molly, who had several years ago attended her seminar on ethics in advertising.
He combed his long hair over his left cheek, hiding – or elaborating, depending on the tilt of his
head, the maroon birthmark she thought looked like New Zealand. He bore a Green Peace button in the
lapel of his jacket.
Lancers were arranged. Gabriel found
himself partnered with Miss Ivors. She was a frank-mannered talkative young lady, with a freckled face
and prominent brown eyes. She did not wear a low- cut bodice and the large brooch which was fixed in
the front of her collar bore on it an Irish device.
When they had taken their seats he said abruptly:
When they had taken their places she said abruptly:
—So Ms Media Star, what are you doing to make this
world a better place?
—I have a crow to pluck with you.
—What am I doing? said Gabby, fearing he might be
serious.
—With me? said Gabriel.
He nodded with burlesque graveness.
She nodded her head gravely.
—Could you be more specific? she asked.
—What is it? asked Gabriel, smiling at her solemn manner.
—Will You Change The World Today? recited Ivor Molly
loudly, turning his eyes upon her.
—Who is G. C.? answered
Miss Ivors, turning her eyes upon him.
Gabby didn't react, and he continued:
Gabriel coloured and was about to knit his brows, as if he did
not understand, when she said bluntly:
—I heard you're the genius who masterminded that Enron
campaign. Have you no qualms about that?
—O, innocent Amy! I
have found out that you write for The Daily Express. Now, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
—Why? asked Gabriella, blinking her eyes and forging a
smile.
—Why should I be ashamed of myself? asked Gabriel,
blinking his eyes and trying to smile.
—Well, I'm disappointed, said Ivor chidingly. To work
for a company like that. I didn't think you were such a mercenary.
—Well, I'm ashamed of you, said Miss Ivors frankly. To say you'd write for a rag like that. I
didn't think you were a West Briton.
Was he serious? Yes, she had designed that Enron
marketing campaign, pocketing her agency a small fortune. But that hardly made her a mercenary. The
thrill of doing something on such a grand scale – and so successfully to boot, meant more to her than
the money. She loved to see the commercials on TV and discover her ads in newspapers and magazines. She
was fed up with comments like his. She told him indignantly that life was all about doing a good job –
a good honest days work. If everybody did that then this wouldn't be such a bad world to live in. But
some people screw up and do a lousy job, and some people cheat. And that's lamentable, or deplorable or
maybe even punishable by a few years in prison, but it doesn't automatically condemn who ever worked
with them. Everybody at Enron wasn't a crook, she reminded him, and she wasn't either.
A look of perplexity appeared on Gabriel's face. It was true that
he wrote a literary column every Wednesday in The Daily Express, for which he was paid fifteen
shillings. But that did not make him a West Briton surely. The books he received for review were almost
more welcome than the paltry cheque. He loved to feel the covers and turn over the pages of newly
printed books. Nearly every day when his teaching in the college was ended he used to wander down the
quays to the second-hand booksellers, to Hickey's on Bachelor's Walk, to Webb's or Massey's on Aston's
Quay, or to O'Clohissey's in the by-street. He did not know how to meet her charge. He wanted to say
that literature was above politics. But they were friends of many years' standing and their careers had
been parallel, first at the University and then as teachers: he could not risk a grandiose phrase with
her. He contin- ued blinking his eyes and trying to smile and murmured lamely that he saw nothing
political in writing reviews of books.
From then on Gabriella pointedly confined her
conversation to Lyle. But as the main course was served, Ivor Molly took her hand in a warm grasp and
said in a friendlier tone:
When their turn to cross had come
he was still perplexed and inattentive. Miss Ivors promptly took his hand in a warm grasp and said in a
soft friendly tone:
—Sorry, I was only kidding. Can I pour you more wine?
—Of course, I was only joking. Come, we cross now.
He then spoke of how on the internet he had found a
paper she had written in college on the application of Rawl's Theory of Justice to advertising. He had
liked it immensely. Then his face lit up:
When they were
together again she spoke of the University question and Gabriel felt more at ease. A friend of hers had
shown her his review of Browning's poems. That was how she had found out the secret: but she liked the
review immensely. Then she said suddenly:
—Gabriella, what would you say about coming to the Taos
Retreat this autumn. It lasts for just a week. And it's a splendid time to be in New Mexico. You ought
to come. I'm sure it would suit Garett and the kids immensely. Garett is a spiritual person, isn't he?
—O, Mr Conroy, will you come for an excursion to the Aran
Isles this summer? We're going to stay there a whole month. It will be splendid out in the Atlantic.
You ought to come. Mr Clancy is coming, and Mr Kilkelly and Kathleen Kearney. It would be splendid for
Gretta too if she'd come. She's from Connacht, isn't she?
—To a reasonable extent, said Gabriella shortly.
—Her people are, said Gabriel shortly.
—It is not as impossible as it sounds? said Ivor.
—But you will come, won't you? said Miss Ivors, laying her warm
hand eagerly on his arm.
—The fact is, said Gabriella, I have a pretty heavy
schedule.
—The fact is, said Gabriel, I have already
arranged to go—
—Doing what? he asked.
—Go where? asked Miss Ivors.
—Well you know, a little dab here and a little dab
there – trying to make ends meet.
—Well, you know every year
I go for a cycling tour with some fellows and so—
—Like what? he persisted.
—But where? asked Miss Ivors.
—Like looking after the 600 employees of our ad agency.
Like 23 speaking engagements. Like writing my second book.
—Well, we usually go to France or Belgium or perhaps Germany, said Gabriel awkwardly.
—Why do you do all those things instead of finding
peace within yourself? You've already had one breakdown. I read about it.
—And why do you go to France and Belgium, said Miss Ivors, instead of visiting
your own land?
—Well, said Gabriella, it's partly to keep in touch
with the industry and its partly to make a living and its mostly none of your f... she checked herself
– business.
—Well, said Gabriel, it's partly to keep in
touch with the languages and partly for a change.
—And haven't you your own life to keep in touch with –
your soul? persisted Ivor Molly.
—And haven't you your own
language to keep in touch with—Irish? asked Miss Ivors.
—Well, said Gabriella, if it comes to that, you know
soul searching is not really my bag.
—Well, said Gabriel, if
it comes to that, you know, Irish is not my language.
Gabriella glanced right and left to the others at the
table for support, struggling to retain her good humor. Molly's face was flush with excitement and New
Zealand was glowing.
Their neighbours had turned to listen
to the cross- examination. Gabriel glanced right and left nervously and tried to keep his good humour
under the ordeal which was making a blush invade his forehead.
—Are you sure that you know yourself that well, he
continued.
—And haven't you your own land to visit,
continued Miss Ivors, that you know nothing of, your own people, and your own country?
—To tell you the truth, said Gabriella, I'm extremely
uninterested in your new age proselytism.
—O, to tell you
the truth, retorted Gabriel suddenly, I'm sick of my own country, sick of it!
—Why? asked Ivor Molly.
—Why? asked Miss Ivors.
Gabriella did not answer for this ordeal had pissed her
off considerably.
Gabriel did not answer for his retort had
heated him.
—You wont tell why?
—Why? repeated Miss Ivors.
A three piece band brought in for the rehearsal party
had begun to play. Giles headed straight for her table smiling.
They had to go visiting together and, as he had not answered her, Miss Ivors said warmly:
—Think about it, said Ivor, as she got up to dance with
her stepfather.
—Of course, you've no answer.
She did – about what an asshole he was. Best to make
sure he got nowhere near her in the future. The band was playing a song called Animal Crackers, and
guests, many of them only a few seasons away from walkers or wheelchairs or worse, hopped about
imitating birds and other animals. Giles was content to just waltz Gabriella to a tempo he had learned
as a child and never varied. Her obnoxious dinner companion sailed past, twirling about a bridesmaid in
some retro-fifties be-bop charade:
Gabriel tried to cover
his agitation by taking part in the dance with great energy. He avoided her eyes for he had seen a sour
expression on her face. But when they met in the long chain he was surprised to feel his hand firmly
pressed. She looked at him from under her brows for a moment quizzically until he smiled. Then, just as
the chain was about to start again, she stood on tiptoe and whispered into his ear:
—Mercenary!
—West Briton!
After a few dances with those bold enough to ask her,
Gabriella retreated to the darkest corner of the bar, where Carmen's husband Ponzy was sitting quietly.
He had a slight drawl like his wife and he sputtered his p's. Gabriella told him how happy she was to
see Carmen, who had meant so much to her after the loss of her mother. She asked if they were happy
together and Ponzy assured her that they were and while he exemplified with some particularly happy
details, Gabby tried to banish from her mind the unpleasant incident with Ivor Molly. OK, he probably
believed in his inner light, meditation, zen yoga bullshit or whatever it was they did out there in the
desert. But, my God, he should have the good manners to keep it to himself. Of course, she should have
seen it coming and broken him off earlier. But the impudence of him calling her a mercenary even in
jest was just too much. She had had enough of envious people trying to put her down. He with his
squirrelly eyes.
When the lancers were over Gabriel went
away to a remote corner of the room where Freddy Malins' mother was sitting. She was a stout feeble old
woman with white hair. Her voice had a catch in it like her son's and she stuttered slightly. She had
been told that Freddy had come and that he was nearly all right. Gabriel asked her whether she had had
a good crossing. She lived with her married daughter in Glasgow and came to Dublin on a visit once a
year. She answered placidly that she had had a beautiful crossing and that the captain had been most
attentive to her. She spoke also of the beautiful house her daughter kept in Glasgow, and of all the
nice friends they had there. While her tongue rambled on Gabriel tried to banish from his mind all
memory of the unpleasant incident with Miss Ivors. Of course the girl or woman, or whatever she was,
was an enthusiast but there was a time for all things. Perhaps he ought not to have answered her like
that. But she had no right to call him a West Briton before people, even in joke. She had tried to make
him ridiculous before people, heckling him and staring at him with her rabbit's eyes
Garett made his way towards her through the dancing
guests and after nodding to Ponzy said close to her ear:
He
saw his wife making her way towards him through the waltzing couples. When she reached him she said
into his ear:
—Gabby, Elisabeth wants to know if you are ready with
tomorrow's speech.
—Gabriel, Aunt Kate wants to know won't
you carve the goose as usual. Miss Daly will carve the ham and I'll do the pudding.
—Oh my god, said Gabby. Tell her to cool down. It's not
that big a deal.
—All right, said Gabriel.
—She is letting everyone else go first so you will be
the closing act, said Garett.
—She's sending in the younger
ones first as soon as this waltz is over so that we'll have the table to ourselves.
—Were you dancing? asked Gabriella, changing the
subject.
—Were you dancing? asked Gabriel.
—Sort of. Didn't you see me? What was the thing with
Ivor?
—Of course I was. Didn't you see me? What words had
you with Molly Ivors?
—No thing. Why? Did he say so?
—No words. Why? Did she say so?
—Sort of. Listen sweetheart, they're trying to get that
Burger Bob man to sing tomorrow night. And they want me to accompany him. You'll save me from that –
won't you?
—Something like that. I'm trying to get that Mr
D'Arcy to sing. He's full of conceit, I think.
—Ivor thinks we should all go and live naked in the
woods, said Gabby, eating bark and worms – and mushrooms I suppose.
—There were no words, said Gabriel moodily, only she wanted me to go for a trip to the west of
Ireland and I said I wouldn't.
Her husband clapped his hands playfully and gave a
little jump.
His wife clasped her hands excitedly and gave a
little jump.
—Oh, let's do it, Gabby, he laughed. I always wanted to
be Carlos Castaneda.
—O, do go, Gabriel, she cried. I'd love
to see Galway again.
—You can if you like, said Gabby coldly.
—You can go if you like, said Gabriel coldly.
He looked at her for a moment, then turned to Ponzy and
said:
She looked at him for a moment, then turned to Mrs
Malins and said:
—There's a good sport for you, Ponzy, and walked off.
—There's a nice husband for you, Mrs Malins.
While Garett was threading his way back across the
room, Ponzy, warming to the subject, went on to tell Gabriella that actually mankind had left the woods
behind them many years ago and that civilization had developed on the plains and savannas, because you
couldn't throw spears in the woods and throwing spears was the origin of speech.
While she was threading her way back across the room Mrs Malins, without
adverting to the interruption, went on to tell Gabriel what beautiful places there were in Scotland and
beautiful scenery. Her son-in-law brought them every year to the lakes and they used to go fishing. Her
son-in-law was a splendid fisher. One day he caught a fish, a beautiful big big fish, and the man in
the hotel boiled it for their dinner.
Gabby shook her head enthusiastically without taking in
a word he said. When she saw Carmen coming over to be with her husband, she left the barstool free for
her and retreated to the ladies room, where Geritol-set dancers who had run out of steam were panting
heavily and splashing cold water on their faces, all the while congratulating each other on their
youthful looks and athletic fitness. Gabriella was thankful for the solitude of the stall. Her agitated
fingers tapped the metal top of the toilette paper dispenser. How nice it would be to be elsewhere.
Gabriel hardly heard what she said. Now that supper was
coming near he began to think again about his speech and about the quotation. When he saw Freddy Malins
coming across the room to visit his mother Gabriel left the chair free for him and retired into the
embrasure of the window. The room had already cleared and from the back room came the clatter of plates
and knives. Those who still remained in the drawing-room seemed tired of dancing and were conversing
quietly in little groups. Gabriel's warm trembling fingers tapped the cold pane of the window. How cool
it must be outside! How pleasant it would be to walk out alone, first along by the river and then
through the park! The snow would be lying on the branches of the trees and forming a bright cap on the
top of the Wellington Monument. How much more pleasant it would be there than at the supper- table!
Above the dispenser, written in lipstick were the words
– EAT SHIT. Unbelievable! Christ, what went on in people's heads – must have been someone in the
rehearsal party. What people did – what people thought in the dark? One of those octillion-year old
aunts, or maybe even Nurse Wilson. Think of all the thought tormented people in the world posing as
normal. Or maybe it was a personal message meant for her from the bridesmaid Tracy, who's role she had
usurped. She took out her Chanel Passion Red and added YOURSELF! to the existing message. She tried to
work a bit on her speech, but the repugnant face of Ivor Molly kept breaking in on her thoughts. She
wished she had one of those voodoo dolls Garett had bought her in Trinidad.
He ran over the headings of his speech: Irish hospitality, sad memories, the
Three Graces, Paris, the quotation from Browning. He repeated to himself a phrase he had written in his
review: One feels that one is listening to a thought-tormented music. Miss Ivors had praised the
review. Was she sincere? Had she really any life of her own behind all her propagandism? There had
never been any ill-feeling between them until that night. It unnerved him to think that she would be at
the supper-table, looking up at him while he spoke with her critical quizzing eyes. Perhaps she would
not be sorry to see him fail in his speech. An idea came into his mind and gave him courage. He would
say, alluding to Aunt Kate and Aunt Julia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the generation which is now on the
wane among us may have had its faults but for my part I think it had certain qualities of hospitality,
of humour, of humanity, which the new and very serious and hypereducated generation that is growing up
around us seems to me to lack. Very good: that was one for Miss Ivors. What did he care that his aunts
were only two ignorant old women?
The sun shone benevolently on the snow covered pavilion
setup outside the chapel, where a resounding applause greeted the entrance of Jack Diamond and Giles
gallantly escorting between them Mrs Diamond; she leaning heavily upon both their arms, smiling and
hanging her head. Elisabeth, Carmen and Tish, followed shortly behind them, with Ponzy, Elisabeth's
husband Eliot, and nurse Wilson taking up the rear. Jan Mayer motioned for silence, and Giles, in a
strong basso grosso, welcomed everyone to this glorious event, telling them, that though he had
considerable experience with occasions of this sort, today was truly something special and, adding with
a wink – definitely a once in a lifetime occasion: though weddings might cost fortunes – divorces
ruined them. Amidst the ensuing laughter, he pulled Jack Diamond under his arm, and confided that at
the rate they were becoming friends, Jack was either going to have him talking in tongues or Giles
would see Jackie's father under the table with half a quart of Johny Walker Black in his belly. But
Jack and I, we reached one agreement straight off the bat, he continued: That our two wonderful
children both knew what true love looked liked when it finally stared ‘em in the eye. And they reached
out for it – and, by god, they got it – and by god they are going to keep it. Ladies and gentlemen,
drink up. It’s wedding time! The speech was received with great applause and cheers, and a lithe,
gorgeous young soprano accompanied by an octet of strings from the Denver Philharmonic launched into
"Killing me Softly". Carmen moved over to stand beside her ex-husband.
A murmur in the room attracted his attention. Mr Browne was advancing from the
door, gallantly escorting Aunt Julia, who leaned upon his arm, smiling and hanging her head. An
irregular musketry of applause escorted her also as far as the piano and then, as Mary Jane seated
herself on the stool, and Aunt Julia, no longer smiling, half turned so as to pitch her voice fairly
into the room, gradually ceased. Gabriel recognised the prelude. It was that of an old song of Aunt
Julia's—Arrayed for the Bridal. Her voice, strong and clear in tone, attacked with great spirit the
runs which embellish the air and though she sang very rapidly she did not miss even the smallest of the
grace notes. To follow the voice, without looking at the singer's face, was to feel and share the
excitement of swift and secure flight. Gabriel applauded loudly with all the others at the close of the
song and loud applause was borne in from the invisible supper-table. It sounded so genuine that a
little colour struggled into Aunt Julia's face as she bent to replace in the music-stand the old
leather-bound song-book that had her initials on the cover. Freddy Malins, who had listened with his
head perched sideways to hear her better, was still applauding when everyone else had ceased and
talking animatedly to his mother who nodded her head gravely and slowly in acquiescence. At last, when
he could clap no more, he stood up suddenly and hurried across the room to Aunt Julia whose hand he
seized and held in both his hands, shaking it when words failed him or the catch in his voice proved
too much for him.
—Wow, is she good, Carmen whispered. What an
exquisitely beautiful voice. And as for great performances, Giles, that was one hell of a speech. We
might still be married if you had spoken that eloquently with me.
—I was just telling my mother, he said, I never heard you sing so well, never. No, I never
heard your voice so good as it is to- night. Now! Would you believe that now? That's the truth. Upon my
word and honour that's the truth. I never heard your voice sound so fresh and so . . . so clear and
fresh, never.
Giles smiled broadly, murmuring something about why
they were no longer married and Carmen quickly released his hand from her grasp. Jack Diamond gave
Giles a big pat on his back, thanking him profusely in front of all for the speech. but leaning closer
to his ear said:
Aunt Julia smiled broadly and murmured
something about compliments as she released her hand from his grasp. Mr Browne extended his open hand
towards her and said to those who were near him in the manner of a showman introducing a prodigy to an
audience:
—Just one detail, Giles. We don't speak in tongues in
our church.
—Miss Julia Morkan, my latest discovery!
Giles laughed so loudly at this information that Tish
had to turn to them reproachfully:
He was laughing very
heartily at this himself when Freddy Malins turned to him and said:
—Shush you two! Listen to this woman sing, will you.
All I can say is I never heard such a wonderful voice. Is she famous?
—Well, Browne, if you're serious you might make a worse discovery. All I can
say is I never heard her sing half so well as long as I am coming here. And that's the honest truth.
—Neither have I, said Jack Diamond, but I'm not sure
the song is appropriate to the occasion.
—Neither did I,
said Mr Browne. I think her voice has greatly improved.
Giles shrugged his shoulders as the parents made their
way towards the chapel entrance:
Aunt Julia shrugged her
shoulders and said with meek pride:
—You are probably right Jack, but I wouldn't mind her
strumming my back with anything she chose.
—Thirty years ago
I hadn't a bad voice as voices go.
—I envy them, said Tish as they stood in the chapel
foyer waiting to be seated. They are the greatest artists. They have rhythm and they have grace. God
bless them.
—I often told Julia, said Aunt Kate
emphatically, that she was simply thrown away in that choir. But she never would be said by me.
She turned to the others for collaboration, but saw
only embarrassed smiles and lookaways. Her husband was covering his eyes with his head down.
She turned as if to appeal to the good sense of the others
against a refractory child while Aunt Julia gazed in front of her, a vague smile of reminiscence
playing on her face.
—Face it, they can dance better, sing better, and play
most sports better than we can, she continued. Just look at the Nuggets...
—No, continued Aunt Kate, she wouldn't be said or led by anyone, slaving there
in that choir night and day, night and day. Six o'clock on Christmas morning! And all for what?
—Yes, my dear, said Jan Mayer. But you must be careful
how you phrase things. You don't want people to think you're a racist.
—Well, isn't it for the honour of God, Aunt Kate? asked Mary Jane, twisting
round on the piano-stool and smiling.
Tish turned on him defiantly:
Aunt Kate turned fiercely on her niece and said:
—I may not have half the education of the rest of you,
but I think I know what racism is, Jan, and it certainly isn't admiring people for their talents and
skills. Some people have it and some don't. And no one's going to shut me up for thinking so.
—I know all about the honour of God, Mary Jane, but I think it's
not at all honourable for the pope to turn out the women out of the choirs that have slaved there all
their lives and put little whipper-snappers of boys over their heads. I suppose it is for the good of
the Church if the pope does it. But it's not just, Mary Jane, and it's not right.
She had worked herself up considerably and might have
continued arguing right into the chapel. Jan Mayer remarked that this was an extremely inopportune
moment for a nature-nurture debate:
She had worked herself
into a passion and would have continued in defence of her sister for it was a sore subject with her but
Mary Jane, seeing that all the dancers had come back, intervened pacifically:
—We know you mean well, Tish darling, but we must be
careful how we phrase things – because if it is a racial trait to be a good dancer or singer then some
unkind person might say it is a racial trait to steal or beat each other up.
—Now, Aunt Kate, you're giving scandal to Mr Browne who is of the other
persuasion.
The ushers were patiently waiting to seat them but Tish
was not pacified:
Aunt Kate turned to Mr Browne, who was
grinning at this allusion to his religion, and said hastily:
—Well I haven't the slightest idea what nurture-nature
means, but there is such a thing as respect for people's ideas – I beg your pardon! And I certainly
didn't say anything about stealing. I believe in respect and I am pretty sure Reverend Healy would
support me on that.
—O, I don't question the pope's being
right. I'm only a stupid old woman and I wouldn't presume to do such a thing. But there's such a thing
as common everyday politeness and gratitude. And if I were in Julia's place I'd tell that Father Healy
straight up to his face . . .
—Most certainly, said Jan Mayer in a one last-ditch
attempt to calm the waters. And I for one, believe your theory that all positive traits are genetic,
and all negative ones socially nurtured, is brilliant.
—And
besides, Aunt Kate, said Mary Jane, we really are all hungry and when we are hungry we are all very
quarrelsome.
—You are mocking me, said Tish, almost in tears.
—And when we are thirsty we are also quarrelsome, added Mr
Browne.
—No, Tish we love you dearly, said Jan Mayer, giving
her a big hug. And I believe this nice young man here is ready to show you to your seat.
—So that we had better go to supper, said Mary Jane, and finish
the discussion afterwards.
After taking Jack to his daughter in the chapel
vestibule Jan checked in on the attendants waiting in the front office. Here, chaos prevailed. Ivor
Molly lay flat on his back, Kevin's ring cushion propped under his head. Lyle, who by now should have
been at the head of the the church with Pete and Reverend Healy was attending him:
On the landing outside the drawing-room Gabriel found his wife and Mary Jane
trying to persuade Miss Ivors to stay for supper. But Miss Ivors, who had put on her hat and was
buttoning her cloak, would not stay. She did not feel in the least hungry and she had already
overstayed her time.
—You are going to be alright, Ivor, said Lyle. Just
relax. We've got plenty of time.
—But only for ten minutes,
Molly, said Mrs Conroy. That won't delay you.
—Actually we don't, said Jan Mayer. Can you pick
yourself up, man?
—To take a pick itself, said Mary Jane,
after all your dancing.
—I don't think I can do it, said Ivor. I don't think I
can move.
—I really couldn't, said Miss Ivors.
—Relax Ivor, you're hyperventilating – just relax, said
Jan Mayer.
—I am afraid you didn't enjoy yourself at all,
said Mary Jane hopelessly.
—I am so sorry, said Ivor Molly. It feels like I've
daggers piercing my guts.
—Ever so much, I assure you, said
Miss Ivors, but you really must let me run off now.
—We will get you a doctor – God knows there are plenty
of them here, said Gabriella.
—But how can you get home?
asked Mrs Conroy.
—No, no doctor, I will be OK.
—O, it's only two steps up the quay.
Gabriella ran out and called to one of the wedding
photographers standing in the foyer:
Gabriel hesitated a
moment and said:
—Find out where Dr Gogarty is sitting and discretely
inform him he is needed here.
—If you will allow me, Miss
Ivors, I'll see you home if you really are obliged to go.
Ivor, after an attempt at getting to his knees, was
down again.
But Miss Ivors broke away from
them.
—March on in there and don't mind me, he cried. Please.
I can take care of myself.
—I won't hear of it, she cried.
For goodness sake go in to your suppers and don't mind me. I'm quite well able to take care of myself.
—Well you are going to have to find another pillow,
said little Kevin.
—Well, you're the comical girl, Molly,
said Mrs Conroy frankly.
—God bless you, Ivor laughed weakly.
—Beannacht libh, cried Miss Ivors, with a laugh, as she ran down the staircase.
After a moment's self-deliberation, Jan Mayer told
Tracy there would have to be some changes; that without a groomsman he couldn't let her march in; it
was a matter of symmetry. She would make her entrance through a side door. Otherwise they might think
you are the Maid of Honor, he told her. Upon which Tracy exploded into tears and informed him frankly
that she should have been, and another of the bridesmaids said that if Tracy couldn't march, then none
of them would, and that he could stick his symmetry up his pompous ass.
Mary Jane gazed after her, a moody puzzled expression on her face, while Mrs
Conroy leaned over the banisters to listen for the hall-door. Gabriel asked himself was he the cause of
her abrupt departure. But she did not seem to be in ill humour: she had gone away laughing. He stared
blankly down the staircase. At that moment Aunt Kate came toddling out of the supper-room, almost
wringing her hands in despair.
—OK, OK, everybody calm down, said Jan Mayer. Sean, go
out there and find somebody wearing pants the same color as yours – quick! Ivor, I am afraid we are
going to have to borrow your jacket. Where in the hell is Gabriella?
—Where is Gabriel? she cried. Where on earth is Gabriel? There's everyone waiting in there,
stage to let, and nobody to carve the goose!
—Here I am! cried Gabriella. Ready to rock and roll.
—Here I am, Aunt Kate! cried Gabriel, with sudden animation,
ready to carve a flock of geese, if necessary.
Oohs and aahs and the photo flashes expressly forbidden
by Mayer followed Gabriella's majestic passage up the aisle trailing the paired groomsmen and
bridesmaids. She retained her most modest pose, thought the sight of Tracy's new partner, Garett,
uncomfortably squeezed into Ivor's tuxedo almost had her in giggles.
A fat brown goose lay at one end of the table and at the other end, on a bed of creased paper
strewn with sprigs of parsley, lay a great ham, stripped of its outer skin and peppered over with crust
crumbs, a neat paper frill round its shin and beside this was a round of spiced beef. Between these
rival ends ran parallel lines of side- dishes: two little minsters of jelly, red and yellow; a shallow
dish full of blocks of blancmange and red jam, a large green leaf-shaped dish with a stalk-shaped
handle, on which lay bunches of purple raisins and peeled almonds, a companion dish on which lay a
solid rectangle of Smyrna figs, a dish of custard topped with grated nutmeg, a small bowl full of
chocolates and sweets wrapped in gold and silver papers and a glass vase in which stood some tall
celery stalks. In the centre of the table there stood, as sentries to a fruit-stand which upheld a
pyramid of oranges and American apples, two squat old-fashioned decanters of cut glass, one containing
port and the other dark sherry. On the closed square piano a pudding in a huge yellow dish lay in
waiting and behind it were three squads of bottles of stout and ale and minerals, drawn up according to
the colours of their uniforms, the first two black, with brown and red labels, the third and smallest
squad white, with transverse green sashes.
Gabriel took his seat boldly at the head of the table and, having looked to the edge of the carver,
plunged his fork firmly into the goose. He felt quite at ease now for he was an expert carver and liked
nothing better than to find himself at the head of a well-laden table.
—Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of
God, under the wings of angels, began Reverend Healy ... who gives this bride...
—Miss Furlong, what shall I send you? he asked. A wing or a slice of the
breast?
—I, said Mrs Diamond beaming like the fourth of July.
—Just a small slice of the breast.
—Who takes this...? asked reverend Healy.
—Miss Higgins, what for you?
—I do – and – I do, said Pete and Jackie resolutely.
—O, anything at all, Mr Conroy.
While the bride and groom exchanged promises of love
and fidelity... a covenant between two hearts ... Lyle went to them with a red rose folded in each
their own handcrafted, leather bound bible. This was a Jan Mayer innovation. He had also suggested that
Reverend Healy, in Hindu fashion, anoint the bride and groom's foreheads with vermilion, but Elisabeth
had objected, saying that plain Christian traditions were good enough for them, and that went for
Comanche prayers and liberated doves as well . ... love is patient, love is kind... Gabriella caught
Garrett's eye, just the two of us and that sweet little Mexican priest in Santa Lucia, and he had
surprised her with the mariachis, and then the buggers would never stop singing ... a season, a time, a
purpose ... everybody was furious when they found out, as if there wasn't enough big weddings to go
around ... love conquers all ... What about that Korean, Moon, marrying two thousand couples at one go
in Madison Square Garden. Bet there were some real lemons in that bunch. But you never know. Might turn
out better than two kids getting drunk at a party and thinking each other was a better deal than they
really were. Faith made for miracles. Blind faith – brand faith – bingo! When you reached that level
you could forget competition, pricing, you could forget it all. Reverend Healy was having a coughing
attack. Too bad – serves her right though, puffing away like that out in the back. Beautiful woman
nevertheless. Little Keven held his cushion splendidly high ... love conquers all.
While Gabriel and Miss Daly exchanged plates of goose and plates of ham and
spiced beef Lily went from guest to guest with a dish of hot floury potatoes wrapped in a white napkin.
This was Mary Jane's idea and she had also suggested apple sauce for the goose but Aunt Kate had said
that plain roast goose without apple sauce had always been good enough for her and she hoped she might
never eat worse. Mary Jane waited on her pupils and saw that they got the best slices and Aunt Kate and
Aunt Julia opened and carried across from the piano bottles of stout and ale for the gentlemen and
bottles of minerals for the ladies. There was a great deal of confusion and laughter and noise, the
noise of orders and counter-orders, of knives and forks, of corks and glass- stoppers. Gabriel began to
carve second helpings as soon as he had finished the first round without serving himself. Everyone
protested loudly so that he compromised by taking a long draught of stout for he had found the carving
hot work. Mary Jane settled down quietly to her supper but Aunt Kate and Aunt Julia were still toddling
round the table, walking on each other's heels, getting in each other's way and giving each other
unheeded orders. Mr Browne begged of them to sit down and eat their suppers and so did Gabriel but they
said there was time enough so that, at last, Freddy Malins stood up and, capturing Aunt Kate, plumped
her down on her chair amid general laughter.
She wondered if ... it's what we all like to hear, even
if the movies have run it into the ground. Ah here it comes. Nice, Jan.
When everyone had been well served Gabriel said, smiling:
—... speak now or forever cough hold your peace, said
Reverend Healy.
—Now, if anyone wants a little more of what
vulgar people call stuffing let him or her speak.
Reverend Healy's coughing problem was escalating in
severity. Lyle came forward and gave her three solid back slaps. She took a drink of water from a glass
kept in her pulpit.
A chorus of voices invited him to begin
his own supper and Lily came forward with three potatoes which she had reserved for him.
—I now cough pronounce you cough man and wife. You may
cough, cough. cough... Unable to continue, she indicated with her hands that they could kiss. It was a
done deal.
—Very well, said Gabriel amiably, as he took
another preparatory draught, kindly forget my existence, ladies and gentlemen, for a few minutes.
As the bridal procession left the chapel, Mendelssohn's
indefatigable march was relayed from the organ to the octet playing in the pavilion, where the guests
returned for refreshments and to wait out the photo session. Eventually the little orchestra shifted
into Mozart and Burger Bob praised him as the greatest composer who ever lived. Isn't it strange that
they've never been able to write music like that since? said Elisabeth's husband Eliot. Carmen,
refreshing herself with a straight vodka on ice was following their conversation.
He set to his supper and took no part in the conversation with which the table
covered Lily's removal of the plates. The subject of talk was the opera company which was then at the
Theatre Royal. Mr Bartell D'Arcy, the tenor, a dark-complexioned young man with a smart moustache,
praised very highly the leading contralto of the company but Miss Furlong thought she had a rather
vulgar style of production. Freddy Malins said there was a negro chieftain singing in the second part
of the Gaiety pantomime who had one of the finest tenor voices he had ever heard.
—Why is that music so great, Bob? she asked, swirling
the cubes in her glass.
—Have you heard him? he asked Mr
Bartell D'Arcy across the table.
—Because it is the truth, answered Burger Bob
categorically.
—No, answered Mr Bartell D'Arcy carelessly.
—Because, Carmen continued testily, I would just like
to know how you can be so sure of that?
—Because, Freddy
Malins explained, now I'd be curious to hear your opinion of him. I think he has a grand voice.
—Well, if I remember correctly it was Mozart, along
with Beethoven and Bach, they sent up into outer space, said Mr Diamond. They only sent up the best our
civilization has to offer.
—It takes Teddy to find out the
really good things, said Mr Browne familiarly to the table.
—Did they send up a 16 oz. Frozen Margarita? asked
Carmen to appreciative laughter. And just who are they, anyway?
—And why couldn't he have a voice too? asked Freddy Malins sharply. Is it because he's only a
black?
Jan Mayer told the story of the NASA committee chosen
to pick out the best music the human race had ever produced – the most beautiful, the most perfect.
There was a professor on the panel, Johannes Kepler, an Austrian. He was, like, the great eminence of
the whole bunch, and he kept quiet while everybody else wore themselves out arguing for this
composition or that, and when they finally got around to asking him his opinion he nominated a work by
Dicky Do and the Donuts. What Professor? his colleagues asked. We couldn't hear you clearly – what are
you recommending? And Johannes Kepler said, I vote for My baby gets the hiccups (every time we start to
kiss) with Dicky Do and the Do-nuts. And he wasn't joking. Kepler said that the truth and essence and
beauty and whatever and whatall of music were all contained in that song – it was all there. He said
that it was sufficient to just send the first verse if there was a shortage of space in the capsule.
Nobody answered this question and Mary Jane led the table
back to the legitimate opera. One of her pupils had given her a pass for Mignon. Of course it was very
fine, she said, but it made her think of poor Georgina Burns. Mr Browne could go back farther still, to
the old Italian companies that used to come to Dublin—Tietjens, Ilma de Murzka, Campanini, the great
Trebelli, Giuglini, Ravelli, Aramburo. Those were the days, he said, when there was something like
singing to be heard in Dublin. He told too of how the top gallery of the old Royal used to be packed
night after night, of how one night an Italian tenor had sung five encores to Let Me Like a Soldier
Fall, introducing a high C every time, and of how the gallery boys would sometimes in their enthusiasm
unyoke the horses from the carriage of some great prima donna and pull her themselves through the
streets to her hotel. Why did they never play the grand old operas now, he asked, Dinorah, Lucrezia
Borgia? Because they could not get the voices to sing them: that was why.
—Sounds like a bad joke to me, said Burger Bob.
—O, well, said Mr Bartell D'Arcy, I presume there are as good
singers to-day as there were then.
—Sounds like a crock of manure, said Mrs Diamond, who
had just returned from the photo session.
—Where are they?
asked Mr Browne defiantly.
—It's true, I've heard it too, said Ponzy, but what he
then said was that actually they only needed to send the first note, because all music that ever was or
ever would be was contained in that one single note. And that the outer space folks could enjoy
figuring that out for themselves.
—In London, Paris, Milan,
said Mr Bartell D'Arcy warmly. I suppose Caruso, for example, is quite as good, if not better than any
of the men you have mentioned.
—What note was that? asked Mr Diamond, and everybody
laughed.
—Maybe so, said Mr Browne. But I may tell you I
doubt it strongly.
—How about the best story ever? someone asked. Or did
they only have to send up the letter a?
—O, I'd give
anything to hear Caruso sing, said Mary Jane.
—If your talking about short stories in English,
answered Eliot. Some people think it is Joyce's, The Dead, but I don't know if it made it onto the
space capsule.
—For me, said Aunt Kate, who had been picking
a bone, there was only one tenor. To please me, I mean. But I suppose none of you ever heard of him.
—Why is that such a great story? asked Burger Bob.
—Who was he, Miss Morkan? asked Mr Bartell D'Arcy politely.
—Maybe because great art is like great lovemaking,
answered Eliot. You just can't go at it straight off. You've got to diddle around first and The Dead
has great diddling and a great climax.
—His name, said Aunt
Kate, was Parkinson. I heard him when he was in his prime and I think he had then the purest tenor
voice that was ever put into a man's throat.
—Strange, said Burger Bob. I've never heard of it.
What's wrong with O'Henry and Samuel Clements? Zane Grey?
—
Strange, said Mr Bartell D'Arcy. I never even heard of him.
—Hey, I saw The Dead, said a groomsman. It's a movie.
There's no lovemaking. After this big Christmas party, this guy's wife remembers some kid she used to
be in love with and the husband gets all jealous. There is no sex whatsoever.
—Yes, yes, Miss Morkan is right, said Mr Browne. I remember hearing of old
Parkinson but he's too far back for me.
—I didn't say there was sex. I said it was like it,
said Eliot. It's not the same thing.
—A beautiful pure sweet
mellow English tenor, said Aunt Kate with enthusiasm.
After every conceivable combination of bride, groom,
attendants, family and dignitaries had been photographically accounted for, Jackie and Peter were sent
off, with cheers and rice, in a four-horse carriage, and the guests were transferred to the Boulderado
in buses to prepare themselves for the reception dinner. It would be a full evening and then some, and
after all the feting they had already done, Giles hoped Jack would still be game for it.
Gabriel having finished, the huge pudding was transferred to the
table. The clatter of forks and spoons began again. Gabriel's wife served out spoonfuls of the pudding
and passed the plates down the table. Midway down they were held up by Mary Jane, who replenished them
with raspberry or orange jelly or with blancmange and jam. The pudding was of Aunt Julia's making and
she received praises for it from all quarters. She herself said that it was not quite brown enough.
—Well, I believe, Giles, said Jackie's father that I'm
game enough for anything because, you know, I'm the Jack of Diamonds.
—Well, I hope, Miss Morkan, said Mr Browne, that I'm brown enough for you
because, you know, I'm all brown.
As the Karmon wedding reception swung into life on the
Boulderado's second floor banquet hall, Gabriella set out to patch up relationships with her fellow
bridesmaids; offering complements on their performance in the wedding, and invitations to visit her in
Sausalito, but caused new ire amongst the girls by coming to dinner – not in her bridesmaid's dress –
but a Marc Jacobs outfit much more suitable to her figure. At the parents table, Ponzy, who had been
quiet during much of the meal boasted of his wife's mastery of the Internet and added that she had
amassed a copious collection of music without spending a penny.
All the gentlemen, except Gabriel, ate some of the pudding out of compliment to Aunt Julia. As
Gabriel never ate sweets the celery had been left for him. Freddy Malins also took a stalk of celery
and ate it with his pudding. He had been told that celery was a capital thing for the blood and he was
just then under doctor's care. Mrs Malins, who had been silent all through the supper, said that her
son was going down to Mount Melleray in a week or so. The table then spoke of Mount Melleray, how
bracing the air was down there, how hospitable the monks were and how they never asked for a penny-
piece from their guests.
—And do you mean to condone, asked Mr Diamond
incredulously, that anyone can just go out on the Internet and take whatever they want and not pay a
penny for it. I call that theft, sir.
—And do you mean to
say, asked Mr Browne incredulously, that a chap can go down there and put up there as if it were a
hotel and live on the fat of the land and then come away without paying a farthing?
—If you define theft as taking something from someone
so that they no longer have it – then theft it isn't – it's more like cloning, said Jan Mayer.
—O, most people give some donation to the monastery when they
leave, said Mary Jane.
—Well, I wish we could clone honesty, and respect for
property, said Jack Diamond.
—I wish we had an institution
like that in our Church, said Mr Browne candidly.
He was confounded that the record companies and the
police couldn't put a stop to it.
He was astonished to hear
that the monks never spoke, got up at two in the morning and slept in their coffins. He asked what they
did it for.
—They can't because the Internet is so hard to control,
said Eliot. That's the way it works.
—That's the rule of the
order, said Aunt Kate firmly.
—If you say so, said Jack Diamond. But why does it work
that way?
—Yes, but why? asked Mr Browne.
Eliot repeated that it was just the way things were.
Carmen voiced the opinion that it was silly that anyone should own immaterial things – and if we can
share them without cost than the world is surely a better place for it. She turned to Tish for support,
but the poor thing, still crushed from her faux pas earlier in the day, had made up her mind to avoid
voicing opinions altogether.
Aunt Kate repeated that it was
the rule, that was all. Mr Browne still seemed not to understand. Freddy Malins explained to him, as
best he could, that the monks were trying to make up for the sins committed by all the sinners in the
outside world. The explanation was not very clear for Mr Browne grinned and said:
—I too would like the world to be a better place, said
Jack Diamond, but why would anyone choose to create anything they wouldn't get paid for?
—I like that idea very much but wouldn't a comfortable spring bed
do them as well as a coffin?
—Art has always been a sacrifice – a great sacrifice
for some, said Jan Mayer.
—The coffin, said Mary Jane, is to
remind them of their last end.
As the subject had grown lugubrious it was buried in
more congenial table talk. Though at one point Eliot could be heard saying to Diamond:
As the subject had grown lugubrious it was buried in a silence of
the table during which Mrs Malins could be heard saying to her neighbour in an indistinct undertone:
—They are all crooks, those internet people, very
dishonest people.
—They are very good men, the monks, very
pious men.
After an abundance of food and drink had been consumed
and acclaimed by the guests, and a great many speeches given, Giles stood up and invited everyone to
fill their glasses with champaign, or carrot juice if they so chose, and to give their utmost attention
to the next and final speaker, his little pearl, who, as long as he was on this earth would not want
for anything she desired – though at the rate her career had taken off and his stock portfolio was
diving – he sincerely hoped she would return the favor. Gabriella pushed back her chair and stood up to
great deal of applause. She blew a kiss to Giles.
The
raisins and almonds and figs and apples and oranges and chocolates and sweets were now passed about the
table and Aunt Julia invited all the guests to have either port or sherry. At first Mr Bartell D'Arcy
refused to take either but one of his neighbours nudged him and whispered something to him upon which
he allowed his glass to be filled. Gradually as the last glasses were being filled the conversation
ceased. A pause followed, broken only by the noise of the wine and by unsettlings of chairs. The Misses
Morkan, all three, looked down at the tablecloth. Someone coughed once or twice and then a few
gentlemen patted the table gently as a signal for silence. The silence came and Gabriel pushed back his
chair and stood up.
Placing her confident hands serenely on the back of her
chair, she smiled brilliantly, taking in as many of the two hundred expectant faces as possible. The
orchestra which had struck up Copeland's Fanfare for the Common Man, concluded with a snare drum roll
and the banquet hall servers discretely retired to the back of the room – but no further, choosing to
listen, despite a professionally conditioned aversion for wedding speeches, to this famous celebrity,
forgoing the opportunity for a quick cig out on the snow covered kitchen landing.
The patting at once grew louder in encouragement and then ceased altogether.
Gabriel leaned his ten trembling fingers on the tablecloth and smiled nervously at the company. Meeting
a row of upturned faces he raised his eyes to the chandelier. The piano was playing a waltz tune and he
could hear the skirts sweeping against the drawing-room door. People, perhaps, were standing in the
snow on the quay outside, gazing up at the lighted windows and listening to the waltz music. The air
was pure there. In the distance lay the park where the trees were weighted with snow. The Wellington
Monument wore a gleaming cap of snow that flashed westward over the white field of Fifteen Acres.
She began:
He began:
—Reverend Healy. Jackie and Peter. Family and Friends.
—Ladies and Gentlemen.
—Since each of the preceding speakers, has spoken with
such ardor, and so expansively of these two newlyweds, one might think that all has been said, but in
truth – not. So, put down you glasses for this might take all night. -pause- Had you scared there for
moment, didn't I. Fear not – I'll be brief.
—It has fallen
to my lot this evening, as in years past, to perform a very pleasing task but a task for which I am
afraid my poor powers as a speaker are all too inadequate.
—No, no – we want to hear it all! Called out Mrs
Diamond.
—No, no! said Mr Browne.
—Talk to my agent, Jack. -laughter- As some of you
might know, I work in advertising, which might lead to the misguided notion that my task is to pull the
wool – or the bull, over your eyes. -giggles- Well folks, that is only my day job. At a time like this,
I tell it straight from the heart.
—But, however that may
be, I can only ask you tonight to take the will for the deed and to lend me your attention for a few
moments while I endeavour to express to you in words what my feelings are on this occasion.
—Friends and family. This is the first – though
certainly not the last occasion our two great clans have gathered, thanks to the abundantly generous
hospitality of the parents. Will the parents all please stand up. You too Nancy. As you have well
noticed, there are more of them than most of us can keep track of. -applause & laughter-
—Ladies and Gentlemen. It is not the first time that we have
gathered together under this hospitable roof, around this hospitable board. It is not the first time
that we have been the recipients—or perhaps, I had better say, the victims—of the hospitality of
certain good ladies.
Gabby made a sweeping bow to the parents, now standing,
accepting the warm and enthusiastic acclaim of the guests. She continued, her voice toning down – her
face growing serious:
He made a circle in the air with his
arm and paused. Everyone laughed or smiled at Aunt Kate and Aunt Julia and Mary Jane who all turned
crimson with pleasure. Gabriel went on more boldly:
—And, let me tell you, if my dear mother, bless her
heart, was still with us today, I know she would have sat at that table as well, for though a woman
might leave Giles Karmon, she can never stop loving him. -sighs&murmurs- There he is: my stepfather,
Pete's dad, a man who's autograph is now gratefully treasured by more than half of the wedding
contractors in Boulder. Ladies and Gentleman – the great Giles Karmon! -standing ovation- And by the
way, that these wonderful people all sat in the first row pew today, is not your standard wedding
procedure – but one of the hundreds of creative details thought up by our very own distinguished
wedding coordinator. Will the fabulous Jan Mayer please take a bow. -applause- Wonderful job, Jan, but
next time please find my husband a tux that fits him. -concurring laughter- Incidentally, the latest
report from Saint James is that Ivor Molly is rapidly recovering from his appendicitis attack. He sends
his best wishes to Jackie and Pete, and the all rest of us. -pause- 'Dearly beloved we are gathered
...', isn't that something wonderful? Is there, in this callous, iconoclastic age any tradition more
worth our respect and reverence, than the institution of the American marriage? ... and didn't she do a
beautiful job? Didn't she shine? Reverend Healy, you've got what it takes. Praise the lord. Stand up
woman! -cheers&bravos&amens&hallelujahs-
—I feel more
strongly with every recurring year that our country has no tradition which does it so much honour and
which it should guard so jealously as that of its hospitality. It is a tradition that is unique as far
as my experience goes (and I have visited not a few places abroad) among the modern nations. Some would
say, perhaps, that with us it is rather a failing than anything to be boasted of. But granted even
that, it is, to my mind, a princely failing, and one that I trust will long be cultivated among us. Of
one thing, at least, I am sure. As long as this one roof shelters the good ladies aforesaid—and I wish
from my heart it may do so for many and many a long year to come—the tradition of genuine warm-hearted
courteous Irish hospitality, which our forefathers have handed down to us and which we in turn must
hand down to our descendants, is still alive among us.
It struck her only then that Reverend Healy was the
only black in the audience, and she wish she'd skipped that "praise the lord". She turned her head
slowly to face Jackie's parents.
A hearty murmur of assent
ran round the table. It shot through Gabriel's mind that Miss Ivors was not there and that she had gone
away discourteously: and he said with confidence in himself:
—Mrs Diamond, Jack, Nurse Wilson.
—Ladies and Gentlemen.
—I am sure by now most of us have had an opportunity to
speak with Jack – those little purple pamphlets in everyones pockets are witness to that. -laughter-
and if you get the chance, ladies, I recommend a chat with Nancy Wilson, who, I have happily learned,
knows needle-point like none. Folks I give you West Kansas needlepoint champion three years running –
Nancy Wilson. -cheers- And sitting inbetween them -long pause- supported by Jack and Nancy's loving,
unselfish, tender, devotion, a beautiful woman – her presence here tonight bearing witness to life's
flickering, fragile, but imperishable flame. Jill, I know you can hear me. I know what you are feeling
in your heart at this moment: I sense the pride and joy you are now feeling for your daughter. Jill we
love you. -tears&applause-
—A new generation is growing up
in our midst, a generation actuated by new ideas and new principles. It is serious and enthusiastic for
these new ideas and its enthusiasm, even when it is misdirected, is, I believe, in the main sincere.
But we are living in a sceptical and, if I may use the phrase, a thought- tormented age: and sometimes
I fear that this new generation, educated or hypereducated as it is, will lack those qualities of
humanity, of hospitality, of kindly humour which belonged to an older day. Listening to-night to the
names of all those great singers of the past it seemed to me, I must confess, that we were living in a
less spacious age. Those days might, without exaggeration, be called spacious days: and if they are
gone beyond recall let us hope, at least, that in gatherings such as this we shall still speak of them
with pride and affection, still cherish in our hearts the memory of those dead and gone great ones
whose fame the world will not willingly let die.
—God bless you, Gabby! said Jack Diamond loudly.
—Hear, hear! said Mr Browne loudly.
—And god bless you, Jack, she replied. -pause- A
perplexed forgetful look came over her face and she reached for her glasses and her speech notes on the
table. -uneasy silence- Let's see, who I have forgotten? Ah, now I remember. She put down her notes and
turned to the bride and groom.
—But yet, continued Gabriel,
his voice falling into a softer inflection, there are always in gatherings such as this sadder thoughts
that will recur to our minds: thoughts of the past, of youth, of changes, of absent faces that we miss
here tonight. Our path through life is strewn with many such sad memories: and were we to brood upon
them always we could not find the heart to go on bravely with our work among the living. We have all of
us living duties and living affections which claim, and rightly claim, our strenuous endeavours.
—Look at them. Look at those two beautiful people.
Stand up kids. Let's hear it for them. Don't sit on your hands folks. Don't be scared. Beauty frightens
us – intimidates us. Don't let it. Rejoice in their happiness. Bask in their sunshine. Celebrate them
people. Celebrate! -cheers&whistles&table pounding-
—
Therefore, I will not linger on the past. I will not let any gloomy moralising intrude upon us here to
-night. Here we are gathered together for a brief moment from the bustle and rush of our everyday
routine. We are met here as friends, in the spirit of good-fellowship, as colleagues, also to a certain
extent, in the true spirit of camaraderie, and as the guests of—what shall I call them?—the Three
Graces of the Dublin musical world.
Giles asked someone to make sure the video cameras were
on.
The table burst into applause and laughter at this
sally. Aunt Julia vainly asked each of her neighbours in turn to tell her what Gabriel had said.
—God, she's good, said Jan Mayer.
—He says we are the Three Graces, Aunt Julia, said Mary Jane.
Giles nodded, rocking his whole body back and forth in
his chair. Elisabeth's make-up was dissolving in a flood of tears. Gabby paused and the room grew
silent.
Aunt Julia did not understand but she looked up,
smiling, at Gabriel, who continued in the same vein:
—Dearest Jackie. My adorable Peter.
—Ladies and Gentlemen.
—So many decisions to make. So many choices. So many
forks and bends in the road ahead. But the highway is wide open. And the fast lane is yours. And
through teamwork – and Jackie, make damn sure you're in that drivers seat at least half of the trip –
together you'll get where you want to be. To where only love can take us. -smiles& couples exchanging
glances&awaiting hands clasped- OK, the road is not perfect. There are potholes, and detours, traffic
jams and speed traps. Accidents can happen – and believe me they will – but, -softly now- Oh God, then
there are those moments when you just sail on with the top down, the wind blowing through your hair,
your favorite tune blasting away on the radio – and nothing, nothing, nothing can get in your way, -
long pause- that is until you run out of gas, and got to make it to a road stop, and end up eating some
of the worst restaurant food in America. -Laughter&table pounding-
—I will not attempt to play to-night the part that Paris played on another occasion. I will not
attempt to choose between them. The task would be an invidious one and one beyond my poor powers. For
when I view them in turn, whether it be our chief hostess herself, whose good heart, whose too good
heart, has become a byword with all who know her, or her sister, who seems to be gifted with perennial
youth and whose singing must have been a surprise and a revelation to us all to-night, or, last but not
least, when I consider our youngest hostess, talented, cheerful, hard-working and the best of nieces, I
confess, Ladies and Gentlemen, that I do not know to which of them I should award the prize.
She raised her glass on high, taking in all of the room
with one final sweep.
Gabriel glanced down at his aunts and,
seeing the large smile on Aunt Julia's face and the tears which had risen to Aunt Kate's eyes, hastened
to his close. He raised his glass of port gallantly, while every member of the company fingered a glass
expectantly, and said loudly:
—Let us drink a toast to them and while we're at it,
why not a toast to ourselves for our great fortune in being here, knowing them, loving them and sharing
in the most wonderful moment of their lives. -Cheers&standing applause-
—Let us toast them all three together. Let us drink to their health, wealth,
long life, happiness and prosperity and may they long continue to hold the proud and self-won position
which they hold in their profession and the position of honour and affection which they hold in our
hearts.
The band, having missed the cue prearranged by Gabby
had to be prompted by a wave of her hand. The piano player hit E-flat and the wedding singer began:
All the guests stood up, glass in hand, and, turning towards
the three seated ladies, sang in unison, with Mr Browne as leader:
There's nothing you can say that can't be sung,
There's nothing you can do that can't be done,
There's nothing you can say ... it's easy
For they are jolly
gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay fellows, For they are jolly gay fellows,
Which nobody can deny.
Swinging there glasses wildly, a boisterous, jubilant
chorus of voices joined in.
Aunt Kate was making frank use of
her handkerchief and even Aunt Julia seemed moved. Freddy Malins beat time with his pudding-fork and
the singers turned towards one another, as if in melodious conference, while they sang, with emphasis:
Love, love, love,
Love, love, love
– it's easy.
Unless he tells a lie,
Unless he tells a lie,
The 7/8 cadence of the bridge caused some false starts
and laughter and then the mighty chorus was upon them.
Then,
turning once more towards their hostesses, they sang:
All you need is love
Brr-rumpi-dum, filled in the more vocally bold
All you need is love,
Brr-rumpi-dum
Love is all you need
For they are jolly gay fellows,
For they are jolly gay felllows,
For they arre jolly gay fellows
Which nobody can deny
The jubilation that ended the song shook the banquet
hall floor like an earthquake. Carmen, also in tears, said she needed a drink right away. And the
dancing began.
The acclamation which followed was taken up
beyond the door of the supper-room by many of the other guests and renewed time after time, Freddy
Malins acting as officer with his fork on high.
. . . . . . .
. . . . . . .
The Boulderado, weary from food, drink and music, was
ready for bed. In the banquet hall, servers grew less timid in their forays at the tables, picking what
they could around lingering guests.
The piercing morning air
came into the hall where they were standing so that Aunt Kate said:
—I suppose we should be getting out of here, these
people all want to get home, said Ponzy. Where's that Jack of Diamonds?
—Close the door, somebody. Mrs Malins will get her death of cold.
—He is down in the kitchen, said Jan Mayer. Doing
missionary work amongst the Latinos I suppose.
—Browne is
out there, Aunt Kate, said Mary Jane.
—Doesn't he ever give up, said Elisabeth frowning.
—Browne is everywhere, said Aunt Kate, lowering her voice.
Jan Mayer laughed.
Mary Jane laughed at her tone.
—I believe he's making converts and winning hearts
right and left. We should send him to the Middle East.
—
Really, she said archly, he is very attentive.
—Be damned if he'll have me in church tomorrow, said
Giles – or is it today? He looked at his watch muttered something about forgetting his medicine and
left the table.
—He has been laid on here like the gas, said
Aunt Kate in the same tone, all during the Christmas.
Tish called after him as he started off down the
stairs:
She laughed herself this time good-humouredly and
then added quickly:
—But Giles, I heard you promise him.
—But tell him to come in, Mary Jane, and close the door. I hope to goodness he
didn't hear me.
At that moment the serving elevator door opened and
Jack Diamond appeared shepherding a bewildered little man in green overalls, white apron, and red
headscarf. Jack presented him as his new friend Victor, and had him shake hands with everyone before
letting him return to the kitchen.
At that moment the hall-
door was opened and Mr Browne came in from the doorstep, laughing as if his heart would break. He was
dressed in a long green overcoat with mock astrakhan cuffs and collar and wore on his head an oval fur
cap. He pointed down the snow-covered quay from where the sound of shrill prolonged whistling was borne
in.
—Can you believe it? That good fellow and I belong to
the same church, exclaimed Jack. And I who thought they were all charter members of the Pope's Rosary
Club.
—Teddy will have all the cabs in Dublin out, he said.
Gabriel advanced from the little pantry behind the office, struggling into his overcoat and, looking
round the hall, said:
—I can't find Garett, said Gabriella coming up the
lobby stairway.
—Gretta not down yet?
—He's doing his thing, Gabby, said Elisabeth. She
pointed to the end of the hall from where they could hear meditative, tinkering music.
—She's getting on her things, Gabriel, said Aunt Kate.
—Oh, he finally got to the piano. Is he playing for
someone? asked Gabriella.
—Who's playing up there? asked
Gabriel.
—Nobody – everyone's gone, said Tish.
—Nobody. They're all gone.
—Wrong, said Jan Mayer. Burger Bob is in there, adding
with a coy smile: And if I'm not mistaken so is Wendy.
—O
no, Aunt Kate, said Mary Jane. Bartell D'Arcy and Miss O'Callaghan aren't gone yet.
—Well they better hurry up if they're going to do the
town with the rest of us, said Carmen.
—Someone is strumming
at the piano, anyhow, said Gabriel.
Jan Mayer glanced from Gabriella to Carmen and said,
delicately covering a yawn with the back of his hand:
Mary
Jane glanced at Gabriel and Mr Browne and said with a shiver:
—Hard to imagine how you all can keep going. Another
party after all we have been through today?
—It makes me
feel cold to look at you two gentlemen muffled up like that. I wouldn't like to face your journey home
at this hour.
—Well, I think we all need some good hot coffee to get
us back in the groove, said Carmen. I'll see if I can find someone to make it for us.
—I'd like nothing better this minute, said Mr Browne stoutly,
than a rattling fine walk in the country or a fast drive with a good spanking goer between the shafts.
—What was Tory like, Tish asked Gabriella when Carmen
had gone. I know from pictures that she was a very beautiful woman.
—We used to have a very good horse and trap at home, said Aunt Julia sadly.
—Very, said Gabby, but above all she was a dedicated
mother. The greatest sadness in my life is that she is not alive for me to thank her for what I have
become. I might have surprised her.
—The never-to-be-
forgotten Johnny, said Mary Jane, laughing.
The others all laughed.
Aunt Kate and Gabriel laughed too.
—How did she meet Giles? asked Tish.
—Why, what was wonderful about Johnny? asked Mr Browne.
—She worked in a coffee shop where Giles was a regular.
He ate the same breakfast every morning, sitting in the same bar stool, with the same paper, and the
same waitress – my mother. She knew little about him, though she'd seen him park his Ferrari in the
lot.
—The late lamented Patrick Morkan, our grandfather,
that is, explained Gabriel, commonly known in his later years as the old gentleman, was a glue-boiler.
—I think it was a Maserati, said Elisabeth.
—O, now, Gabriel, said Aunt Kate, laughing, he had a starch mill.
—Well it wasn't a VW, said Gabby laughing. Anyway, one
day Giles, after a year of "the usual" breakfasts, completely out of the blue, with a fork of eggs
still in his mouth, asked my mother out. And she just stood there staring at his ring. Once he'd
explained that he was at the end of a divorce she said yes.
—Well, glue or starch, said Gabriel, the old gentleman had a horse by the name of Johnny. And Johnny
used to work in the old gentleman's mill, walking round and round in order to drive the mill. That was
all very well; but now comes the tragic part about Johnny. One fine day the old gentleman thought he'd
like to drive out with the quality to a military review in the park.
—How romantic, said Tish.
—The Lord have mercy on his soul, said Aunt Kate compassionately.
—Amen, said Gabriella. So she went out and bought a
killer dress, which, believe me, meant putting a dent in the cookie jar. She had him pick her up at the
coffee shop 'cause she didn't want him to see how we lived – or perhaps that she had two kids. The
other waitresses were green with envy when she got into his car.
—Amen, said Gabriel. So the old gentleman, as I said, harnessed Johnny and put on his very best
tall hat and his very best stock collar and drove out in grand style from his ancestral mansion
somewhere near Back Lane, I think.
They all laughed at the thought of it.
Everyone laughed, even Mrs Malins, at Gabriel's manner and Aunt
Kate said:
—But Giles loves children. It wouldn't have mattered to
him, said Elisabeth.
—O now, Gabriel, he didn't live in Back
Lane, really. Only the mill was there.
—He was taking her to Delmonico's, continued Gabby.
And, well, you can just imagine her sitting next to him in that car with that dress barely – she had
legs, let me tell you – and just looking and smelling so good. Giles could have run over half a dozen
pedestrians and never known it.
—Out from the mansion of his
forefathers, continued Gabriel, he drove with Johnny. And everything went on beautifully until Johnny
came in sight of King Billy's statue: and whether he fell in love with the horse King Billy sits on or
whether he thought he was back again in the mill, anyhow he began to walk round the statue.
Gabby did a little pantomime of Giles driving like a
fool, staring at her mother.
Gabriel paced in a circle round
the hall in his goloshes amid the laughter of the others.
—At the restaurant, when the cocktail waitress came
over to get their drink orders and mom looked up from the menu, all she could see was her dress – the
very same dress on the waitress – it was, like, their uniform – and Tory – she died. She told Giles she
had to go to the ladies and she ran out the back door and walked home in her heels – four miles –
crying all the way. The next day Giles got her number from the coffee shop, called her up and asked her
to marry him. And he didn't balk when she told him about me and Conny.
—Round and round he went, said Gabriel, and the old gentleman, who was a very
pompous old gentleman, was highly indignant. Go on, sir! What do you mean, sir? Johnny! Johnny! Most
extraordinary conduct! Can't understand the horse!
The laughter which followed Gabriella's story was
interrupted by Giles and Carmen with a waiter in tow, balancing a trayful of Irish coffees.
The peals of laughter which followed Gabriel's imitation of the
incident were interrupted by a resounding knock at the hall- door. Mary Jane ran to open it and let in
Freddy Malins. Freddy Malins, with his hat well back on his head and his shoulders humped with cold,
was puffing and steaming after his exertions.
—Take your medicine everybody, said Carmen. Everyone's
gone to the "Four Quarts". I've got directions and a cab is waiting.
—I could only get one cab, he said.
—Well you go ahead, we'll get the next one, said
Gabriella, hoping to avoid going at all. Garett has found a piano, and you know how he is.
—O, we'll find another along the quay, said Gabriel.
—Yes, you better get started, said Elisabeth, before
Ponzy takes his plate for a pillow. But I'm afraid Eliot and I are already w-a-a-a-y past our bed time.
—Yes, said Aunt Kate. Better not keep Mrs Malins standing in
the draught.
Giles also demurred, though he encouraged Tish to go if
she wished. She said that as long as they had taken a room at the hotel, they ought spend some time in
it. Ponzy was helped down the stairs by his wife – who could have used some help herself – and together
with the inextinguishable Jack Diamond they got into the waiting cab. There was a good deal of
confusion as to just where the Four Courts was located. The driver, a chemistry student from Minsk, who
had apparently been hired without the vaguest notion as to the street layout of Boulder, drew a blank
at the directions Carmen and Ponzy - which were conflicting in any case - tried to give her. The
bellhop, seeing their difficulty came over and tried to speak Spanish with the Ukrainian.
Mrs Malins was helped down the front steps by her son and Mr
Browne and, after many manoeuvres, hoisted into the cab. Freddy Malins clambered in after her and spent
a long time settling her on the seat, Mr Browne helping him with advice. At last she was settled
comfortably and Freddy Malins invited Mr Browne into the cab. There was a good deal of confused talk,
and then Mr Browne got into the cab. The cabman settled his rug over his knees, and bent down for the
address. The confusion grew greater and the cabman was directed differently by Freddy Malins and Mr
Browne, each of whom had his head out through a window of the cab. The difficulty was to know where to
drop Mr Browne along the route and Aunt Kate, Aunt Julia and Mary Jane helped the discussion from the
doorstep with cross-directions and contradictions and abundance of laughter. As for Freddy Malins he
was speechless with laughter. He popped his head in and out of the window every moment, to the great
danger of his hat, and told his mother how the discussion was progressing till at last Mr Browne
shouted to the bewildered cabman above the din of everybody's laughter:
—Conózcale Arapahoe? he asked through her window.
—Do you know Trinity College?
—A rap a hoe? asked the driver.
—Yes, sir, said the cabman.
—What ever is going to become of this country? said
Diamond.
—Well, drive bang up against Trinity College gates,
said Mr Browne, and then we'll tell you where to go. You understand now?
—You're asking me? said the driver.
—Yes, sir, said the cabman.
—Look, said Carmen. Just drive straight on until I tell
you to turn.
—Make like a bird for Trinity College.
—Yes, Ma'am, answered the driver.
—Right, sir, cried the cabman.
She punched on her meter and hit the gas with great
enthusiasm.
The horse was whipped up and the cab rattled off
along the quay amid a chorus of laughter and adieus.
Upstairs Gabriella sat quietly at the table with Tish.
The man playing the piano in that dark room – she could not see his face, but she recognized the
rivulets of black notes and accentuated arpeggios that he loved to immerse himself in – her husband. He
was playing so quietly that Gabriella had to strain her ears to listen against the commotion of waiters
folding up the last of the serving tables. Then she heard the voice of a man singing. It wasn't Garett.
And the piano playing shifted into a stumbling sequence of rusty bar-piano chord progressions. The
spell was broken.
Gabriel had not gone to the door with the
others. He was in a dark part of the hall gazing up the staircase. A woman was standing near the top of
the first flight, in the shadow also. He could not see her face but he could see the terracotta and
salmonpink panels of her skirt which the shadow made appear black and white. It was his wife. She was
leaning on the banisters, listening to something. Gabriel was surprised at her stillness and strained
his ear to listen also. But he could hear little save the noise of laughter and dispute on the front
steps, a few chords struck on the piano and a few notes of a man's voice singing.
Garett wasn't much of an accompanist. He preferred just
playing for himself: always said his music was his mystery and he never wanted to know where it led. It
certainly had always been a mystery to her – a gap between them she could never breech. He had been
talking lately about doing a new album though he hadn't been in the studio since they had adopted the
kids. She hoped he would go through with it. What fun to market it for him. If he'd let her, she'd name
it: Distant Music.
He stood still in the gloom of the hall,
trying to catch the air that the voice was singing and gazing up at his wife. There was grace and
mystery in her attitude as if she were a symbol of something. He asked himself what is a woman standing
on the stairs in the shadow, listening to distant music, a symbol of. If he were a painter he would
paint her in that attitude. Her blue felt hat would show off the bronze of her hair against the
darkness and the dark panels of her skirt would show off the light ones. Distant Music he would call
the picture if he were a painter.
Still laughing at Carmen's discombobulated exit the
others joined Gabby and Tish at the table.
The hall-door was
closed; and Aunt Kate, Aunt Julia and Mary Jane came down the hall, still laughing.
—Poor Ponzy, said Jan Mayer. How she does drag him
around. Carmen might as well have him on roller skates with a leash.
—Well, isn't Freddy terrible? said Mary Jane. He's really terrible.
Gabriella said nothing, but held up her hand for them
to be silent, pointing off to where her husband was now accompanying the unfamiliar voice. The tune was
recognizable though the singer was fumbling with the lyrics.
Gabriel said nothing but pointed up the stairs towards where his wife was standing. Now that the hall-
door was closed the voice and the piano could be heard more clearly. Gabriel held up his hand for them
to be silent. The song seemed to be in the old Irish tonality and the singer seemed uncertain both of
his words and of his voice. The voice, made plaintive by distance and by the singer's hoarseness,
faintly illuminated the cadence of the air with words expressing grief:
You're lovely, never never change, keep you breathless
touch, darling please arrange it 'cause I love you...
O, the
rain falls on my heavy locks
And the dew wets my skin,
My babe lies cold . . .
—O, exclaimed Jan Mayer. It's Burger Bob singing and he
wouldn't sing all night. Only now when everybody's gone. Isn't that ...
—O, exclaimed Mary Jane. It's Bartell D'Arcy singing and he wouldn't sing all
the night. O, I'll get him to sing a song before he goes.
—Well, we're still here, said Tish. Let's go listen.
—O do, Mary Jane, said Aunt Kate.
Before they got halfway over to the piano the singing
and playing had stopped and Garett followed by Burger Bob and Wendy came towards them.
Mary Jane brushed past the others and ran to the staircase but
before she reached it the singing stopped and the piano was closed abruptly.
—That's a shame, said Eliot. We were just coming to
hear you. It sounded really great.
—O, what a pity! she
cried. Is he coming down, Gretta? Gabriel heard his wife answer yes and saw her come down towards them.
A few steps behind her were Mr Bartell D'Arcy and Miss O'Callaghan.
—O, Bob and Garett, Tish chimed in. What meanies you
are to stop just when we were coming to listen.
—O, Mr
D'Arcy, cried Mary Jane, it's downright mean of you to break off like that when we were all in raptures
listening to you.
—Everyone has been after you two all night to perform,
and you have made so many poor excuses, said Mayer.
—I have
been at him all the evening, said Miss O'Callaghan, and Mrs Conroy too and he told us he had a dreadful
cold and couldn't sing.
—And now when there is no one to hear you...
—O, Mr D'Arcy, said Aunt Kate, now that was a great fib to tell.
—We weren't putting on a show, said Burger Bob curtly,
while Garett merely looked the other way.
—Can't you see
that I'm as hoarse as a crow? said Mr D'Arcy roughly.
—Well if you are going to catch up with the others you
had better get a move on it, said Elisabeth. And make sure you have some wraps. It's cold out there.
He went into the pantry hastily and put on his overcoat. The
others, taken aback by his rude speech, could find nothing to say. Aunt Kate wrinkled her brows and
made signs to the others to drop the subject. Mr D'Arcy stood swathing his neck carefully and frowning.
—Typical Colorado weather, said Tish.
—It's the weather, said Aunt Julia, after a pause.
—Yes, and famous it is for giving us colds, said
Elisabeth
—Yes, everybody has colds, said Aunt Kate readily,
everybody.
—Actually, it is not typical at all, said Giles. It's a
record breaking winter. On television they say that all of the central western states are covered in at
least 10 inches of snow.
—They say, said Mary Jane, we
haven't had snow like it for thirty years; and I read this morning in the newspapers that the snow is
general all over Ireland.
They're generalizing, said Burger Bob. It's raining in
Las Cruces.
—I love the look of snow, said Aunt Julia sadly.
—Well the snow certainly made a wonderful backdrop for
the wedding, said Wendy. It couldn't have been more romantic, if you ask me.
—So do I, said Miss O'Callaghan. I think Christmas is never really Christmas
unless we have the snow on the ground.
—Bob doesn't like a lot of snow, because then people
can't visit his drive-thrus, said Elisabeth, smiling.
—But
poor Mr D'Arcy doesn't like the snow, said Aunt Kate, smiling.
Gabby would have given anything not to go anywhere, to
just be alone with Garett, but she had promised Elisabeth to look out for Carmen and get her home
safely. She wondered why Elisabeth was so concerned about Carmen whom she obviously didn't like and
hardly ever spoke to. Garett stood aloof. Lost. In another world as usual. Distant Garett. Beautiful
distant Garett. She went to stand beside him and took his hand.
Mr D'Arcy came from the pantry, fully swathed and buttoned, and in a repentant tone told them
the history of his cold. Everyone gave him advice and said it was a great pity and urged him to be very
careful of his throat in the night air. Gabriel watched his wife who did not join in the conversation.
She was standing right under the dusty fanlight and the flame of the gas lit up the rich bronze of her
hair which he had seen her drying at the fire a few days before. She was in the same attitude and
seemed unaware of the talk about her. At last she turned towards them and Gabriel saw that there was
colour on her checks and that her eyes were shining. A sudden tide of joy went leaping out of his
heart.
—Bob, Tish asked, what was the name of that song you
were singing?
—Mr D'Arcy, she said, what is the name of that
song you were singing?
—The way you look tonight, said Burger Bob. I thought
everybody knew it.
—It's called The Lass of Aughrim, said Mr
D'Arcy, but I couldn't remember it properly. Why? Do you know it?
—Yes of course, The way you look tonight, she repeated.
I just couldn't think of the name.
—The Lass of Aughrim, she
repeated. I couldn't think of the name.
—A classic wedding reception piece, to be sure, said
Jan Mayer.
—It's a very nice air, said Mary Jane. I'm sorry
you were not in voice to-night.
—Don't get on his case, Jan, reprimanded Giles.
—Now, Mary Jane, said Aunt Kate, don't annoy Mr D'Arcy. I won't
have him annoyed.
They wandered together down into the lobby. Burger Bob
asked the bellhop to find them a taxi.
Seeing that all were
ready to start she shepherded them to the door where good-night was said:
—Well good night, Giles, and thank you for a terrific
party, he said.
—Well, good-night, Aunt Kate, and thanks for
the pleasant evening.
—Good night, Gabby. Good night Garett, and don't get
into trouble at that club.
—Good-night, Gabriel. Good-night,
Gretta!
—Good night Elisabeth, it's been wonderful. What do you
say Tish – not too late to join us?
—Good-night, Aunt Kate,
and thanks ever so much. Good- night, Aunt Julia.
—Oh, my place is here with Giles, she answered. It's
good night for me.
—O, good-night, Gretta, I didn't see you.
—Good night Gabby, Wendy.
—Good-night, Mr D'Arcy. Good-night, Miss O'Callaghan.
—Your shoe is untied, Garett, said Eliot.
—Good-night, Miss Morkan.
—Thank you, Eliot, said Garett.
—Good-night, again.
—Good night everybody. Don't be too late – church
tomorrow, said Giles
—Good-night, all. Safe
home.
—Good night, we love you, said Tish.
—Good-night. Good-night.
The Four Quarts, a dark, dull-yellow-lit, low-ceilinged
basement club lacking charm, headroom and an adequate supply of air, was jammed to the walls with
college students and many of the younger Karmon wedding guests. Through the misty smear of a fog-
machine, a strobe-light disjointed disc jockey waved his vinyl menacingly at the rooms inhabitants.
Hardly had they gotten down the stairs before Burger Bob and Wendy fell into a clench: a dance without
legroom – his right hand tapping the beat on her buns – her eyes blissfully shut. Garett waded off
towards the bar to get beers none of them really wanted.
The
morning was still dark. A dull yellow light brooded over the houses and the river; and the sky seemed
to be descending. It was slushy underfoot; and only streaks and patches of snow lay on the roofs, on
the parapets of the quay and on the area railings. The lamps were still burning redly in the murky air
and, across the river, the palace of the Four Courts stood out menacingly against the heavy sky.
If Carmen, Ponzy and Jack Diamond were tucked in here
somewhere, Gabriella couldn't see them. She felt, and not just a little, giddingly exhausted: the
ceremony, the reception, 12 hours of alcoholic infusion. The music pounded her brain. Wedding guests
came up thanking her for her speech, or so she assumed: for no matter how loud they shouted (and spat
saliva) into her ear it was impossible to fathom a word of what they were saying.
She was walking on before him with Mr Bartell D'Arcy, her shoes in a brown
parcel tucked under one arm and her hands holding her skirt up from the slush. She had no longer any
grace of attitude but Gabriel's eyes were still bright with happiness. The blood went bounding along
his veins; and the thoughts went rioting through his brain, proud, joyful, tender,
valorous.
Garett returned with four Tecates looking lost and
distracted as usual, and as usual, the room's distracted lost women looked to Garett - like flies
sizing up flypaper. She longed to just grab him and yank him out of this place. She shut out the clamor
of the club with memories of their life together: Lying in bed with her laptop on her knees reading his
first email: he had written no words, just a single question mark. This guy thinks he's Victor Hugo,
she had laughed to herself and sent him back the exclamation mark he was hoping for; on the beach at
Raratonga under a glove of palms, brushing sand from his browned shoulders, both laughing at the sight
of that hermit crab running about in a Coca Cola can; out front of a bar in Pioneer town on a black and
pungent desert night, watching a motorcycle gang romping it up, doing wheelies and guzzling from half-
quart whiskey bottles and true to form he had called out to one of the bikers:
She was walking on before him so lightly and so erect that he longed to run
after her noiselessly, catch her by the shoulders and say something foolish and affectionate into her
ear. She seemed to him so frail that he longed to defend her against something and then to be alone
with her. Moments of their secret life together burst like stars upon his memory. A heliotrope envelope
was lying beside his breakfast-cup and he was caressing it with his hand. Birds were twittering in the
ivy and the sunny web of the curtain was shimmering along the floor: he could not eat for happiness.
They were standing on the crowded platform and he was placing a ticket inside the warm palm of her
glove. He was standing with her in the cold, looking in through a grated window at a man making bottles
in a roaring furnace. It was very cold. Her face, fragrant in the cold air, was quite close to his; and
suddenly she called out to the man at the furnace:
—Does it go fast, buddy?
—Is the fire hot, sir?
But the man could not hear him over the roar of the
motorcycles, which was a lucky thing, for they might of thought he was being impertinent.
But the man could not hear her with the noise of the furnace. It
was just as well. He might have answered rudely.
What he knew – what she knew, what no one else could
ever know about them, these secret thoughts illumined her memory. She longed to remind him of those
moments, their moments of brilliance and ecstasy. They were not done of course – there was more to
come. But sometimes she felt with him that there where no more words, as if they had used them all up.
A wave of yet more tender joy escaped from his heart and
went coursing in warm flood along his arteries. Like the tender fires of stars moments of their life
together, that no one knew of or would ever know of, broke upon and illumined his memory. He longed to
recall to her those moments, to make her forget the years of their dull existence together and remember
only their moments of ecstasy. For the years, he felt, had not quenched his soul or hers. Their
children, his writing, her household cares had not quenched all their souls' tender fire. In one letter
that he had written to her then he had said: Why is it that words like these seem to me so dull and
cold? Is it because there is no word tender enough to be your name?
She longed to be rid the stifling air of the club, she
wanted to be in bed with him beside her. She shouted at him over the cacophonic ocean of noise:
Like distant music these words that he had written years before
were borne towards him from the past. He longed to be alone with her. When the others had gone away,
when he and she were in their room in the hotel, then they would be alone together. He would call her
softly:
—Garett!
—
Gretta!
He did not hear her at once. She grabbed him by the arm
and motioned with her head towards the door.
Perhaps she
would not hear at once: she would be undressing. Then something in his voice would strike her. She
would turn and look at him. . . .
A Victorian horse and carriage, complete with costumed
driver and cozy plaid blankets waited invitingly outside the Four Quarts, but Gabby told the driver,
sorry, 'cause after all we are living in the 21st Century, and together with Wendy and Burger Bob they
hoped into a heliotrope colored, neon light festooned "disco-taxi". Gabby took the front seat and for
once was glad for loud music for Garett had an annoying compulsion for chitchatting with cab drivers.
At the corner of Winetavern Street they met a cab. He was
glad of its rattling noise as it saved him from conversation. She was looking out of the window and
seemed tired. The others spoke only a few words, pointing out some building or street. The horse
galloped along wearily under the murky morning sky, dragging his old rattling box after his heels, and
Gabriel was again in a cab with her, galloping to catch the boat, galloping to their honeymoon.
But the music wasn't loud enough. Soon after leaving
the club, Garett shouted from his backseat to the driver:
As
the cab drove across O'Connell Bridge Miss O'Callaghan said:
—How tall is that Earl Boykins, anyway?
—They say you never cross O'Connell Bridge without seeing a white
horse.
—He's five foot five, the driver shouted back.
—I see a white man this time, said Gabriel.
—Gees, how does he do it?
Where? asked Mr Bartell D'Arcy.
Garett pointed out for Gabriella a bus stop shelter
billboard: Rising from a socle of snow, four deadly-serious, half-naked, afro-american giants
surrounded and dwarfed a fawn-eyed boy holding a basketball. Gabby waved to the fawn-eyed boy.
Gabriel pointed to the statue, on which lay patches of snow. Then
he nodded familiarly to it and waved his hand.
—Good-night, little Earl, she said gaily.
—Good-night, Dan, he said gaily.
When the cab drew up before the hotel, outdrawing
Burger Bob, she handed the driver a twenty and keep-the-change and he ought to offer earplugs if he
couldn't turn down his sound system.
When the cab drew up
before the hotel Gabriel jumped out and, in spite of Mr Bartell D'Arcy's protest, paid the driver. He
gave the man a shilling over his fare. The man saluted and said:
—That's a good idea, Ma'am.
—A prosperous New Year to you, sir.
—You're welcome to it, said Gabby.
—The same to you, said Gabriel cordially.
Garett helped her out of the cab. He held her hand
lightly as when they had danced at the reception. She had felt proud and happy then – and loved. This
touch of his body, aroused her once again. She pressed his arm closely to her side. They were nearing
their freedom, approaching the end of their escape tunnel – from the street she could see the bed light
in their room; fleeing from all the Burger Bobs, and religious fanatics and other hypocrites and people
in general without wisdom, courage or taste...so many genuinely unattractive people. As they stood at
the hotel door, she rubbed his cheek with her nose.
She
leaned for a moment on his arm in getting out of the cab and while standing at the curbstone, bidding
the others good- night. She leaned lightly on his arm, as lightly as when she had danced with him a few
hours before. He had felt proud and happy then, happy that she was his, proud of her grace and wifely
carriage. But now, after the kindling again of so many memories, the first touch of her body, musical
and strange and perfumed, sent through him a keen pang of lust. Under cover of her silence he pressed
her arm closely to his side; and, as they stood at the hotel door, he felt that they had escaped from
their lives and duties, escaped from home and friends and run away together with wild and radiant
hearts to a new adventure.
The lobby was dark. The bellman dozed on a chair and
Wendy and Burger Bob tiptoed to the elevator waving silent, preoccupied good nights. Garett, who had
come to life in the disco-taxi, zigzagged up the stairway in goose-steps, dribbling an imaginary
basketball. She couldn't resist tripping him up with her hand, and he fell to one knee, giving out a
happy cry, waking up the bellman. They apologized profusely. In the hallway on the second floor, the
door lock responded with reproaching flashes of red as Garett fed it the plastic keycard. A thumping
noise and guttered gasps could be heard from within. They giggled like little children. The next lock
they tried was more obliging.
An old man was dozing in a
great hooded chair in the hall. He lit a candle in the office and went before them to the stairs. They
followed him in silence, their feet falling in soft thuds on the thickly carpeted stairs. She mounted
the stairs behind the Porter, her head bowed in the ascent, her frail shoulders curved as with a
burden, her skirt girt tightly about her. He could have flung his arms about her hips and held her
still for his arms were trembling with desire to seize her and only the stress of his nails against the
palms of his hands held the wild impulse of his body in check. The porter halted on the stairs to
settle his guttering candle. They halted too on the steps below him. In the silence Gabriel could hear
the falling of the molten wax into the tray and the thumping of his own heart against his ribs.
Their beds were turned down and there were chocolate
mints on their pillows with a handwritten note from their room maid, Maria, who was delighted to
continue serving them.
The porter led them along a corridor
and opened a door. Then he set his unstable candle down on a toilet-table and asked at what hour they
were to be called in the morning.
—After Eights! What a kind soul Maria is, said Gabby
happily.
—Eight, said Gabriel.
Garett turned on the TV which came to life tuned to the
weather channel. Stylized snow crystals were falling on the central western plains.
The porter pointed to the tap of the electric-light and began a muttered
apology but Gabriel cut him short.
—We don't need the media to tell us it's snowing, dear.
We can see that well enough just looking out the window. Extinguish that contraption, like a good boy.
—We don't want any light. We have light enough from the
street. And I say, he added, pointing to the candle, you might remove that handsome article, like a
good man.
She put the do-not-disturb sign on the outside door
knob and turned off the overhead lights.
The porter took up
his candle again, but slowly for he was surprised by such a novel idea. Then he mumbled good-night and
went out. Gabriel shot the lock to.
Garret unhooked his tie while looking at himself in a
full length mirror. Gabriella threw off her jacket and crossed the room to the window where flakes of
snow dashed and dissolved on the pane. She turned away with her back to the lights of the street and
removed her blouse. Softly she called to him:
A ghostly
light from the street lamp lay in a long shaft from one window to the door. Gabriel threw his overcoat
and hat on a couch and crossed the room towards the window. He looked down into the street in order
that his emotion might calm a little. Then he turned and leaned against a chest of drawers with his
back to the light. She had taken off her hat and cloak and was standing before a large swinging mirror,
unhooking her waist. Gabriel paused for a few moments, watching her, and then said:
—Garett!
—
Gretta!
He turned away from the mirror and moved towards her.
She turned away from the mirror slowly and walked along the
shaft of light towards him. Her face looked so serious and weary that the words would not pass
Gabriel's lips. No, it was not the moment yet.
—You're not too tired to help me with my bra, are you
dear? she said, turning again to look out over the wintry street.
—You looked tired, he said.
—I suppose I can muster some last little joule of
energy for such an enjoyable task, he answered, in a more mechanical than earnest tone.
—I am a little, she answered.
—Well you know what I've taught you about keeping a
woman waiting, she said.
—You don't feel ill or weak?
—Yes, you said, never keep a woman waiting, he answered
with a smile.
—No, tired: that's all.
He loosened the clasps of her bra, releasing it's hold
on her breasts, and parting it gently across her shoulders, let it fall to the floor. Both could see
their reflections in the hotel window – the dark brown of her nipples crowning her snow white breasts,
but his eyes were focused past the window pane to the streets below. Her hands, which had been
fingering his belt behind her, fell to her sides and she glided away from him to the arm of a stuffed
chair.
She went on to the window and stood there, looking
out. Gabriel waited again and then, fearing that diffidence was about to conquer him, he said abruptly:
—You know what Garett?
—By the way, Gretta!
—What?
—What
is it?
—Carmen, she answered. I promised Elisabeth to watch
out for her – but she wasn't at the Four Quarts – I have no idea what happened to her. What if...
—You know that poor fellow Malins? he said quickly.
—She can take care of herself. She's a very capable
woman.
—Yes. What about him?
—She's something isn't she. Can you believe she told me
I was the main reason she married Giles; to protect me from him. Amazing if it's true. I wonder who she
thought she was protecting when she married Ponzy. He's such a dullard.
—Well, poor fellow, he's a decent sort of chap after all, continued Gabriel in
a false voice. He gave me back that sovereign I lent him and I didn't expect it really. It's a pity he
wouldn't keep away from that Browne, because he's not a bad fellow at heart.
Garett nodded in agreement still looking out the
window. Irritation with his complacent, vacant, presence rose within her. Is this about me or is it
him? She felt invisible and ignored. Desire me, stupid. Am I not desirable?
He was trembling now with annoyance. Why did she seem so abstracted? He did not
know how he could begin. Was she annoyed, too, about something? If she would only turn to him or come
to him of her own accord! To take her as she was would be brutal. No, he must see some ardour in her
eyes first. He longed to be master of her strange mood.
—She didn't stay with Giles very long, did she, he
said. She discovered you weren't so delicate after all, or maybe she just got tired of being called
Carmen Karmon.
—When did you lend him the pound? she asked,
after a pause.
Why were they talking about Carmen? She didn't want to
talk about Carmen or Giles or anybody. But she said:
Gabriel
strove to restrain himself from breaking out into brutal language about the sottish Malins and his
pound. He longed to cry to her from his soul, to crush her body against his, to overmaster her. But he
said:
—Yeah, I could look after myself.
—O, at Christmas, when he opened that little Christmas- card shop in Henry
Street.
She moved to the desk and sat down brushing her hair
with aggravated strokes. She didn't hear Garett come to her from the window, bending over, cupping her
breasts with his hands and gently kissing the nape of her neck.
He was in such a fever of rage and desire that he did not hear her come from the window. She
stood before him for an instant, looking at him strangely. Then, suddenly raising herself on tiptoe and
resting her hands lightly on his shoulders, she kissed him.
—You're strong Gabby and you're so beautiful, he
whispered. Your beauty is from start to finish.
—You are a
very generous person, Gabriel, she said.
She reached up with her hands and held his head to
hers. He is such a slow starter she thought – of course he had been longing for her. Of course. How
could she have ever doubted it.
Gabriel, trembling with
delight at her sudden kiss and at the quaintness of her phrase, put his hands on her hair and began
smoothing it back, scarcely touching it with his fingers. The washing had made it fine and brilliant.
His heart was brimming over with happiness. Just when he was wishing for it she had come to him of her
own accord. Perhaps her thoughts had been running with his. Perhaps she had felt the impetuous desire
that was in him and then the yielding mood had come upon her. Now that she had fallen to him so easily
he wondered why he had been so diffident.
She turned around rising from the chair. Then, slipping
one arm swiftly about his waist and drawing him towards her, she said softly:
He stood, holding her head between his hands. Then, slipping one arm swiftly
about her body and drawing her towards him, he said softly:
Garett, where in the hell have you been all night?
—Gretta dear, what are you thinking about?
He did not answer, his body stiffened. She asked again
imploringly:
She did not answer nor yield wholly to his arm.
He said again, softly:
—Tell me Garett, what is the matter?
—Tell me what it is, Gretta. I think I know what is the matter. Do I know?
He looked away at the rocky mountains in a lithograph
hanging over the desk – or was it the Alps?
She did not
answer at once. Then she said in an outburst of tears:
—It's nothing. I was playing on that really nice
Bösendorfer, and he just walked up beside me and started singing – right out of the blue – and I had no
choice but to accompany him. He just broke into my music and ... I felt like I was being raped. He was
raping me with his The way you look tonight. What is it with that guy, just because he owns Burger
King?
—O, I am thinking about that song, The Lass of
Aughrim.
He turned away from her, shaking his head, and walked
over to the bed. Gabriella, appealing with her eyes to an invisible audience, followed him. She caught
sight of her bridesmaid's dress, lying limply on the armchair where she had thrown it when changing for
the reception – a puzzling expression of prairie schooner billows and slick city cuts in lime green
that some designer friend of Mayer's had thought up. She thought of leaving it as a tip for Maria. She
stopped just short of the bed and said:
She broke loose from
him and ran to the bed and, throwing her arms across the bed-rail, hid her face. Gabriel stood stock-
still for a moment in astonishment and then followed her. As he passed in the way of the cheval-glass
he caught sight of himself in full length, his broad, well-filled shirt-front, the face whose
expression always puzzled him when he saw it in a mirror and his glimmering gilt-rimmed eyeglasses. He
halted a few paces from her and said:
—Nobody owns Burger King, Garett. It's a corporation.
He just owns a lot of franchises. He only wanted to impress Wendy with his vocal talents. What does
that have to do with us? Did that have to ruin our evening?
—What about the song? Why does that make you cry?
He looked up running his hand through his hair, but
offered no answer. Gabby, in a voice she would have used with her children repeated:
She raised her head from her arms and dried her eyes with the back of her hand
like a child. A kinder note than he had intended went into his voice.
—Garett, what is going on?
—Why, Gretta? he asked.
—I was just thinking about the UK.
—I am thinking about a person long ago who used to sing that song.
—OK, so now we are thinking about the UK. Great. You
know I was hoping we would get around to discussing the UK. By all means let's talk about the UK.
—And who was the person long ago? asked Gabriel, smiling.
—I was thinking about this time I was hitch-hiking to
London from Belfast, he answered, as if oblivious to the irony in her voice. The ferry gets off in
Stranraer. It was a long time ago. Long before you and I, of course.
—It was a person I used to know in Galway when I was living with my grandmother, she
said.
Gabriella sighed heavily. This was her Garett in a
nutshell. She contemplatively eyed her pillow.
The smile
passed away from Gabriel's face. A dull anger began to gather again at the back of his mind and the
dull fires of his lust began to glow angrily in his veins.
—Hitchhiking, she repeated slowly.
—Someone you were in love with? he asked ironically.
—Outside of Stranraer, I got let off at some crossroad
and there was another hitchhiker there holding up a sign for London on a piece of cardboard.
—It was a young boy I used to know, she answered, named Michael
Furey. He used to sing that song, The Lass of Aughrim. He was very delicate.
Gabriela said nothing. She assumed silence was the best
way to minimize this narrative.
Gabriel was silent. He did
not wish her to think that he was interested in this delicate boy.
—We teamed up and hitched together. I just happened to
think of her – the look on her face when I left her in London. You see: The way she looked that night.
—I can see him so plainly, she said after a moment. Such
eyes as he had: big dark eyes! And such an expression in them—an expression!
—Her? said Gabriella, coming to life. OK, so this is
not about the UK or about hitchhiking – it is about a girl. You are not thinking about England, you are
thinking about some English girl who you were screwing in your salad days.
—O then, you were in love with him? said Gabriel.
—No, I didn't screw her. And she was Scots. We just
hitch-hiked together – from Stranraer to London – that's all.
—I used to go out walking with him, she said, when I was in Galway.
Something clicked in Gabriella's head.
A thought flew across Gabriel's mind.
—So that is why you told Elisabeth you wanted to go
back to England?
—Perhaps that was why you wanted to go to
Galway with that Ivors girl? he said coldly.
He looked at her in surprise.
he looked at him and asked in surprise:
—For what?
—What for?
She shrugged sleepily:
Her eyes made Gabriel feel awkward. He shrugged his shoulders and said:
—How would I know – to see this girl again...
—How do I know? To see him perhaps.
He shook his head slowly and sighed deeply.
She looked away from him along the shaft of light towards the
window in silence.
—Hardly. How can you get worked up over some 17 year-
old from my distant past, whose name I can't even remember?
—He is dead, she said at length. He died when he was only seventeen. Isn't it a terrible thing to die
so young as that?
—So what is the big deal, Garett?
—What was he? asked Gabriel, still ironically.
—She was from the Gorbals in Glasgow, he said. Do you
know it? It is quite a famous slum.
—He was in the gasworks,
she said.
A famous slum? However she had seen herself in the
wedding, marching down the aisle, giving that stupid speech, floating about the banquet room, not once
doubting her own self – her charm and her beauty, not once doubting her ability to bring men to their
knees, now, the one man who she allowed to love her –the one man who mattered, was pushing her down
with lovers from the past. Pop goes the balloon – and it took just one little pinprick and it came from
him – her husband – her man. She walked into the bathroom lest he see the devastation in her face.
Gabriel felt humiliated by the failure of his irony and by the
evocation of this figure from the dead, a boy in the gasworks. While he had been full of memories of
their secret life together, full of tenderness and joy and desire, she had been comparing him in her
mind with another. A shameful consciousness of his own person assailed him. He saw himself as a
ludicrous figure, acting as a pennyboy for his aunts, a nervous well-meaning sentimentalist, orating to
vulgarians and idealising his own clownish lusts, the pitiable fatuous fellow he had caught a glimpse
of in the mirror. Instinctively he turned his back more to the light lest she might see the shame that
burned upon his forehead.
She struggled to keep her voice indifferent.
He tried to keep up his tone of cold interrogation but his voice
when he spoke was humble and indifferent.
—No, Garett. I'm sorry, but I don't know all the famous
slums in the world. And I think you are about to tell me you were in love. I think you were screwing
this gorgeous Gorbals girl, Garett.
—I suppose you were in
love with this Michael Furey, Gretta, he said.
—I didn't screw her. And she wasn't "gorgeous" – she
was ugly. She was plain, skinny, ugly. That's the thing, you see?
—I was great with him at that time, she said.
His voice had modulated gradually into a sadder tone.
Gabriella, beyond exasperation, peeped around through the bathroom door and recited slurringly, her
mouth full of toothpaste:
Her voice was veiled and sad.
Gabriel, feeling now how vain it would be to try to lead her whither he had purposed, caressed one of
her hands and said, also sadly:
—She was just a young thin pale soft shy slim slip of a
thing then.
—And what did he die of so young, Gretta?
Consumption, was it?
—Where in the hell did you get that from? He stared at
her frowning.
—I think he died for me, she answered.
She continued brushing, her naked breasts swinging in
counterpoint to the vigorous strokes of her arm.
A vague
terror seized Gabriel at this answer as if, at that hour when he had hoped to triumph, some impalpable
and vindictive being was coming against him, gathering forces against him in its vague world. But he
shook himself free of it with an effort of reason and continued to caress her hand. He did not question
her again for he felt that she would tell him of herself. Her hand was warm and moist: it did not
respond to his touch but he continued to caress it just as he had caressed her first letter to him that
spring morning.
—After a lorry ride or two, we were left off at some
café and we had tea together. She had a thick comical accent like that janitor in the Simpson's. She
was running away. Things were not good at home. It had something to do with her father; I guess he
drank and he beat her. And she didn't have a job – or maybe she had a job but it was a lousy job that
she was sick of, and she had quit school too early, and there was no future in Glasgow for anyone,
specially not for her. That was her story.
—It was in the
winter, she said, about the beginning of the winter when I was going to leave my grandmother's and come
up here to the convent. And he was ill at the time in his lodgings in Galway and wouldn't be let out
and his people in Oughterard were written to. He was in decline, they said, or something like that. I
never knew rightly.
He paused studying his hands.
She paused for a moment and sighed.
—And she listened rapturously to all my bullshit; about
being born rich and leaving it, traveling all over Europe and Africa, singing in clubs and working on
films. And she said that I was the most exciting person she had ever met. And she wasn't putting it on.
She was, like, hopelessly defenseless. And I felt ridiculous for it.
—Poor fellow, she said. He was very fond of me and he was such a gentle boy. We used to go out
together, walking, you know, Gabriel, like the way they do in the country. He was going to study
singing only for his health. He had a very good voice, poor Michael Furey.
—I thought all that stuff was true?
—Well; and then? asked Gabriel.
—Yeah, but it was all so circumstantial. I was so
circumstantial. And such an asshole. When we got in cars, I would have her sit in the front seat and
converse with the drivers. She would refer to herself and myself as a we, but I had to make it clear
for everyone that we had just met and that we were not a we at all.
—And then when it came to the time for me to leave Galway and come up to the convent he was
much worse and I wouldn't be let see him so I wrote a letter saying I was going up to Dublin and would
be back in the summer and hoping he would be better then.
He paused again, looking to Gabby for a sign of
understanding.
She paused for a moment to get her voice
under control and then went on:
—I had to distance myself from her because she was ugly
– and I was too weak to bear that. I was so shallow – so false. She was sweet, smart, brave; she had
nothing in London at all – one friend who worked in a pub and she wasn't even sure of her address. I
could have helped her, but...
—Then the night before I left
I was in my grandmother's house in Nuns' Island, packing up, and I heard gravel thrown up against the
window. The window was so wet I couldn't see so I ran downstairs as I was and slipped out the back into
the garden and there was the poor fellow at the end of the garden, shivering.
—Maybe you should have advised her to go back to
Glasgow? suggested Gabriella.
—And did you not tell him to
go back? asked Gabriel.
—She offered me friendship – OK, love perhaps. She said
that we would look out for each other in London and whatever happened I could count on her. She meant
it – god dammit, I know that – with all her heart.
—I
implored of him to go home at once and told him he would get his death in the rain. But he said he did
not want to live. I can see his eyes as well as well! He was standing at the end of the wall where
there was a tree.
—And you?
—
And did he go home? asked Gabriel.
—As we got closer to London I worried that I wouldn't
be able to shake her off. But when we were dropped somewhere on the outskirts, well, we just said
goodbye and ... not even a hug. I never saw her again. I was such an asshole – such a shallow, phony,
chicken-shit, asshole. Do you understand now?
—Yes, he went
home. And when I was only a week in the convent he died and he was buried in Oughterard where his
people came from. O, the day I heard that, that he was dead!
He lay flat outstretched on the bed in his bomboniere
Jackie&Peter boxer shorts and when he closed his eyes two perfect little tears squeezed out onto his
cheeks. She sat quietly for several minutes watching the rise and fall of his chest and then walked
over to the minibar to get herself some vodka.
She stopped,
choking with sobs, and, overcome by emotion, flung herself face downward on the bed, sobbing in the
quilt. Gabriel held her hand for a moment longer, irresolutely, and then, shy of intruding on her
grief, let it fall gently and walked quietly to the window.
When she returned to the bed, he was fast asleep.
She was fast asleep.
She stood above him staring at his face, his Asturian
nose, chin tucked into his shoulder. Some girl with a sign on a cold motorway. An ugly girl. She
followed the shape of his figure downwards, his legs were spread innocently, innocuously wide, his toes
slightly curled. Such a pose.
Gabriel, leaning on his elbow,
looked for a few moments unresentfully on her tangled hair and half-open mouth, listening to her deep-
drawn breath. So she had had that romance in her life: a man had died for her sake. It hardly pained
him now to think how poor a part he, her husband, had played in her life. He watched her while she
slept as though he and she had never lived together as man and wife. His curious eyes rested long upon
her face and on her hair: and, as he thought of what she must have been then, in that time of her first
girlish beauty, a strange friendly pity for her entered his soul. He did not like to say even to
himself that her face was no longer beautiful but he knew that it was no longer the face for which
Michael Furey had braved death.
She felt no jealousy now, only indignation, and anger.
Her eyes moved to the chair over which she had thrown her clothes. The strings of her slip dangled to
the floor. His shoe lay on its side beneath it. She picked it up, balancing it in her hand lightly
before smashing into his unprotected crotch. He awoke with a scream, pulling his limbs together in
fetal contraction, cupping his numb-dumb member, his face contorted in pain.
Perhaps she had not told him all the story. His eyes moved to the chair over
which she had thrown some of her clothes. A petticoat string dangled to the floor. One boot stood
upright, its limp upper fallen down: the fellow of it lay upon its side. He wondered at his riot of
emotions of an hour before. From what had it proceeded? From his aunt's supper, from his own foolish
speech, from the wine and dancing, the merry-making when saying good- night in the hall, the pleasure
of the walk along the river in the snow. Poor Aunt Julia! She, too, would soon be a shade with the
shade of Patrick Morkan and his horse. He had caught that haggard look upon her face for a moment when
she was singing Arrayed for the Bridal. Soon, perhaps, he would be sitting in that same drawing-room,
dressed in black, his silk hat on his knees. The blinds would be drawn down and Aunt Kate would be
sitting beside him, crying and blowing her nose and telling him how Julia had died. He would cast about
in his mind for some words that might console her, and would find only lame and useless ones. Yes, yes:
that would happen very soon.
—Gabby! What in the hell!
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—Shush my darling, she said with her finger to her lips
– you'll wake up the entire hotel.
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Joyce's text
—Gabby?
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correspondence with Joyce's text
—Sorry baby, gut reaction. But now you know how it
feels.
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—How what feels? his voice still trembling from the
pain.
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—Well for starters: Here we are, you and I, alone
together in a relatively nice hotel room, if one can ignore the botanical wallpaper, without the kids,
just the two of us, finally free from all that shit out there. And tonight at the reception when they
played A Thousand Miles Away and we danced with each other and I thought to hell with all these people
because it's after all just the two of us ... and 20 minutes ago I was feeling pretty horny – I can
hardly move my eyelids, but I was keeping them wide for you, baby – I was feeling horny for you, and
that was the only thing keeping me awake and you – it turns out, are a thousand miles away, or ten
thousand, thinking about some girl you couldn't get it up for 20 years ago. You get it now?
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—But it has nothing to do with us.
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—Oh really? Nothing to do with us? Wasn't it we who are
shallow, cowardly, circumstantial? Phonies, fakes, hypocrites? Wasn't it we you meant?
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—No, not you Gabby.
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—What are we, Garett? We are what we see and smell and
touch: that's our world. And beauty – it's our judge and our judgment. And it also happens to be how I
make my living – our living I might add. I work on that shallow, superficial, skin-deep surface you are
slamming. Appearances, packaging, that's my trade – and guess what: it's for real. Reality is on that
surface. And all that da da da fire sermon shit is a bunch of pretentious hot-air crap; an abyss – a
void. You can't go there and you can't live there. We ain't Buddhas, baby – we're consumers. We consume
and then we die. In the profound words of the waitress: Enjoy! And for god sakes, stop moping about it.
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She sat on the bed, plucking at a lone strand of hair
on her thigh – an escapee from her last wax job. Garett stared at the ceiling. Tears now rounded his
cheeks falling to his pillow. My poor darling, we are all circumstance – by birth, by fate. Of course
it's not fair. Power's not fair. Wealth is not fair. Beauty? No way José. Only death is fair. Death
trumps all and beauty, yes. But whats' the big deal, Garett? We're only snowflakes, butterflies with
our little ephemeral moments of glory – our circumstantial, ephemeral moments. And then ...
The air of the room chilled his shoulders. He stretched himself
cautiously along under the sheets and lay down beside his wife. One by one they were all becoming
shades. Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and
wither dismally with age. He thought of how she who lay beside him had locked in her heart for so many
years that image of her lover's eyes when he had told her that he did not wish to live.
She laid herself flat-out on the bed so close to her
husband that she could feel his warmth but not touching, and closed her eyes. Slumberous flakes of
snow, silver and dark, fell over her body, Garett's body, and all the sleeping and sleepless bodies of
the Hotel Boulderado. It truly was snowing everywhere. Snowflakes from stars and moons everywhere
falling like comets or dust or nothing. Falling on us all. Falling upon the beautiful and the ugly, the
real and the counterfeit, the living and the dead.
Generous
tears filled Gabriel's eyes. He had never felt like that himself towards any woman but he knew that
such a feeling must be love. The tears gathered more thickly in his eyes and in the partial darkness he
imagined he saw the form of a young man standing under a dripping tree. Other forms were near. His soul
had approached that region where dwell the vast hosts of the dead. He was conscious of, but could not
apprehend, their wayward and flickering existence. His own identity was fading out into a grey
impalpable world: the solid world itself which these dead had one time reared and lived in was
dissolving and dwindling.
A few light tap s upon the pane made him turn to the window. It had begun to snow again. He watched
sleepily the flakes, silver and dark, falling obliquely against the lamplight. The time had come for
him to set out on his journey westward. Yes, the newspapers were right: snow was general all over
Ireland. it was falling on every part of the dark central plain, on the treeless hills, falling softly
upon the Bog of Allen and, farther westward, softly falling into the dark mutinous Shannon waves. It
was falling, too, upon every part of the lonely churchyard on the hill where Michael Furey lay buried.
It lay thickly drifted on the crooked crosses and headstones, on the spears of the little gate, on the
barren thorns. His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and
faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.